Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode

We love Gold Zone, don’t we folks

it really is so much fun to see people do their best on the biggest stage

you could see it on their faces towards the end of the routine, just “holy shit we are fucking nailing this”

under no circumstances should you pay $60k for j school. do the paper at your college or whatever but no extra money!!!

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

Ms. Hart has become an A.I. evangelist. Through her author-coaching business, Plot Prose, she's taught more than 1,600 people how to produce a novel with artificial intelligence, she said. She's rolling out her proprietary A.I. writing program, which can generate a book based on an outline in less than an hour, and costs between $80 and $250 a month.

Oh she’s a scam artist, got it! Every single time you hear about a person offering coaching in one of these pieces they’re just a scammer and the media falls for it

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Apologies in advance to my friend when I throw my beer at his tv for ever AI commercial

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Gonna go out on a limb and say this kid does not actually “combine Judge-like power, Elly De La Cruz’s speed, and Yadier Molina’s defense.”

No, but really, who wants this? Who is the audience for this? Who could possibly want this?

This truly is the most devastating response possible

oh no

The announcer for the snowboard big air finale did not realize they were still on air and said “that was boring. That was so boring, the qualifier was better”

Canadian snowboarder dude was in I LOVE YOU, MAN???

They very rarely lead me astray

Nailed it

A graphic with a cutout image of Terrance Gore set against a white background. Text on the graphic reads, “In Loving Memory, Terrance Gore. 1991-2026”

We are heartbroken from the loss of Terrance Gore, and send our love to his family and loved ones.

Fantasy Baseball Today: Players poised for 2027 first-round status Gunnar Henderson leads the list of 2026 values that could become 2027 first-round stars.

You know what’s great? Getting a second first-round pick. Here are 13 players from today’s Fantasy Baseball Today Newsletter who could force their way into next year’s first-round conversation www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...

The Rock

The cast of JACKASS

(You can find MILB splits on the minor league pages on baseball reference, but only by year)

.645 OPS against LHP in 2023, .784 in 2024.

Worse in his previous two seasons, but with insignificant sample sizes. I lean toward “he’s probably good enough” but the Yankees don’t seem to agree with me!

I’m pretty sure I read both in high school, but I have absolutely no ability to understand Shakespeare, I think

There’s a scene from one of these two plays in a pivotal scene from STATION ELEVEN that made me cry a whole bunch and I still can’t actually remember which one is which

(I think they’re doing Macbeth in that scene??)

The first 30 minutes or so of HAMNET do a good job of highlighting how horrible it is to be married to a writer, so it has that going for it, at least

One of them has a skull. One of them has witches. One of them has a moving forest. One of them is The Lion King, I think? Which of these details applies to which play? I have no idea, poor Yorick! Alas!

My only concern with regards to HAMNET is that I am, after 37 years on this earth, half of them spent as a college-educated person, completely incapable, to my core, of remembering the difference between Hamlet and Macbeth. I am constitutionally incapable of distinguishing any details of either play

Kikè Hernandez has extreme Muppet energy.

Yeah none of this should be legal.

Muppets should never have to know that Pat McAfee exists