Nancy L.

Homer Simpson speaking with salesman: Salesman: But surely you can’t put a price on your family’s lives Homer: I wouldn’t have thought so either but here we are

This:

Image of Michael Stipe dressed as an ice cream man, offering a fudgecicle to the camera.

Michael Stipe as the ice cream man on Pete & Pete. See also Iggy Pop as the suburban dad next door 🤣

Puppy being dried off over several months: #AGoodPlace

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If you need to steal, cheat or cancel elections to stay in power, it’s because you know how much everyone hates your guts.

YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go

youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?... RIP to a true GOAT

I’m pulling up after you 😭🤣

Rules are rules.

For every cowardly elected official there’s 10,000 normal people being brave and it makes you dislike the cowardly elected official even more but more than that it gives you hope that there’s a better way for everybody

Image of a stringed musical instrument called a dulcimer along with a case and a couple of instructional books. The dulcimer is used in folk music and has an early Americana craft feel to its design.

For my fellow Gen Xers and older was there a nation-wide dulcimer craze in the (early 80’s) or was that just where I grew up?? If so, how the heck did it get started??!!

Tall box of Daelman’s Stroopwafels which contains three smaller individual boxes, such as one placed in front of the larger box.

#SaturdaySweetness I discovered that Pop Wezl likes having a stroopwafel for dessert so I bought a large box last Sept while flying thru Amsterdam for work. Bc Pop doesn’t remember much these days, I simply refill with new smaller boxes and Pop is perpetually thrilled that his treat came from AMS. ❤️

I just actually got through to a person at Gillibrand's office so more people need to keep calling their senators and congresspeople.

If I can do it pretty much every day without having a panic attack so can you.

Cast of Stargate SG-1

Fuck it. Let’s run a give away. This dice box can be yours if you
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We’re about 2/3rds through S6. Will want to hear your opinions because I can’t see how you won’t have them. I know we do. 😂❤️

Extremely this - and it has a bunch of weird conditions like you can only get the maximum if you pay your rent out of it??? I just found that out yesterday while helping someone apply.

"Trans rights are human rights. The same jerks who are trying to make you hate them over nothing also hate you, your freedom, and your Social Security. We will defeat these billionaire haters by standing together."

Seems to me the easiest response and something every candidate should learn.

An orange and white cat looks bored, like I've been talking to him for awhile and he's had it

if cats had business cards, it would just be a paw print on a card. this would be weird, because they'd be handing you a card with their paw on it that they were holding in their paw. you have to think about this kind of stuff if you want to be an intellectual

It's been

Tinnnnnnnn rooooof, impenetrable! 😝

This point is really important. A good reference point is cults: when the end of the world is predicted to happen on a certain date and it doesn't, yes a few people stop believing, but most double down.

The answer to the cognitive dissonance isn't disbelief: it's *more* belief.

Google Maps's new labeling for Gulf of Mexico as "Gulf of America" in their preemptive, obsequious boot-licking exercise to POTUS. A user has edited the map label to read "Totinos Pizza Rolls Presents Gulf of America Powered by The Home Depot" in a bit of David Foster Wallace Infinite Jesting homage.

Reskeeting with alt text added so everyone else can enjoy the bit

A photo of my tv with the spectrum “are you still there?” Pop up.

You asking me or the Chiefs?

Superbowl ads, by Jeff VanderMeer

I just spent far too long trying to confirm they’re non dairy. You’d think they’d trumpet it but only the retailers had that info.

I found a random bruise on my leg… and I mean the only possible reason behind it has to be the great lockdowns of 2020.

My 91 year old Dad has been an Eagles fan most of his life, can’t wait to show him this on Sunday while we’re waiting for the game!! ❤️❤️❤️

Once again I must point out the serenity prayer is bullshit and the things I cannot change are usually the things that ARE THE PROBLEM.

It's been, one week since they did a coup