—— 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋⋆˙⟡

"My rotund, pillow like ass would break the fall."

"Body is tea, baby. As the youth say."

Wolvie might make for a terrible dad.

But I can make him an excellent mother.

You just did for me what pornhub takes at least 20 minutes to do on a good day.

I just can't help but be so porn picky. Sometimes the guy's dick just looks weird, it throws the whole thing off..

Can you say that again so I can record for later?

I too find watching pretty liberating, it's amazing where the mind can take you with a little bit of lube, determination, and the willingness to finger diddle the funny spot down under.

And I'm not talking Australia.

I'm marvel Jesus, actually.

Thor holds me.

🍿

Took this picture of Wolvie today.

// it was very difficult waiting for Spooky to log on to Rivals to get their gift gndnfnd

But I wanted it to be a lil surprise 🙂‍↕️

Fun fact, we were sitting in a call together while I bought it for them and I was trying to be so normal

Naturally.

Can I just gently pepper in the fact I've never been a natural bottom.

I'm talking maximum lube, slip-n-slide style. No height requirement for for our short, scruffy king. You may enter now. Please keep your hands inside at all times.

// I had to hold back from what I was really gonna say fndnfndjd

We can flip a coin to see who's bouncing on it.

You have to touch it to cut it soooo.... A win?

Forget later.

Whipping it out now.

I'm going to think about this later and touch myself.

Is it my turn to dress in my BEST whore outfit?

I have this great thongs, really does wonders for the cheeks. Lots of breeze.

"I'm treating you, peanut. And if you wanna return the favor I prefer red lace but we'll get to those details later on. I have a dream journal depicting all my favorite Poolverine wet dream moments. I'll share my top ten."

"But— here's for you, Hughey."

@canadaclaws.bsky.social

"I got you a gift for the whole new year, new you vibe for the big 2-0-2-6."

Loganlings. Coming to you soon.

The process of making them, also coming to a theatre near you.

Also just coming. Coming in general.

You don't understand! He has to HOLD ME.

I...

Am Marvel Jesus. I know, you're amazed right now. Please..soak it in. And you brother holds me lovingly! I need this..!

Loki! Great! Awesome to see you. Loved the show, very dramatic, hey quick question, though!

Can you ring Thor for me? See, I'm waiting for him to hold me and I'm trying to get that ball rolling here.

Now, Rose. What makes you say that, hm??? Unless YOU'RE A WHORE! CLOWNFUCKER!

// Now I kinda wanna make Matt.. I was going to 50 years ago but never ended up doing it.

WILL I? Who knows. Stay tuned. (I wanna make 500 accounts)

"Oh! That!"

Peering off elswhere, cupping a hand around his mouth with a whisper.

"We made this shit canon now, you can't take that from me."

& Back to reality.

"I am so on board already, but I'd like to talk about the benefits, insurance policies, sick days? Holidays off?"

"MILDLY? I need to up my game. It's giving the people what they want, Finding Nemo. Granted, I get absolutely ZERO Disney royalities out of a stunt like this. But could you imagine??"

"No, but I'm just here to spread joy and unecessary sexual tension." Closing his book! ++

It's that magical time of year once again where everyone comes to sit their little tushies upon Santapools' jolly lap.

Unless your name starts with "Lo" and ends with "gan", then you can sit something else on me, big guy.

But ALAS! It is Christmas time once again! Let's get this snowball rollin.

You'll be one of the many, many other men of my dreams, that I can squeeze in between Castle and Dick Van Dyke exclusively from Mary Poppins. The whole dirty, whimsical sweep really did it for me.

I'll let him down my tight little chimney. But I digress, my star-crossed multi-universal lover.

He would NOT mind if he used a chainsaw.