CJ

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

Yep, two testing messages

His hold up play has improved dramatically over the last 6 months. He's not a bad option to have.

In front of

Played in from of Myko and got forward well. Showed some nice touches and looked ready to be part of the match day squad to me.

Thought we looked fit and sharp throughout the 90. I don't think the subs helped but Aznou showed some good signs. Barry didn't really get into the game. Thought James Garner had a great game.

If only...

Absolutely brilliant! Thanks to all involved for your tremendous efforts over the last three years 👏💙

The Everton Stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock

It's been a long time coming but been worth the wait. So happy to have 25/26 season tickets sorted out in Block 248 of the magnificent Everton Stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock!
#COYB

Have a great trip. Please bring us some good luck!

Really hope so but there was no evidence of that last night. Hopefully it was a combination of the weather, a bit of shock in Dyche's sudden departure and some laughably poor play early on but we need an uplift for these final games at GP

Company established by Musk in the UK 3 weeks ago on December 12th!! Why we wonder!!

Pull your finger out @uklabourparty.bsky.social, grow some balls and stop even more "corruption" destroying what's left of our democracy

Right now you have a majority the likes of which you might never see again

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YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic People having to pull out their own teeth with pliers is not Victorian - it’s medieval

🚨Government’s own shocking data shows a staggering 97% of new patients who try to get an NHS dental appointment fail to get one

People are forced to pull out their own teeth with pliers - it’s not Victorian it’s medieval. We cannot allow this to become normalized

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Enjoy and have a great Christmas! 🎄🤶🎁

Oh Johnny, Johnny...

"Together, we will usher Everton into a new era, one that is marked by ambition and professionalism. As stewards of Everton, we look forward to showing our commitment to the Club through actions, not words."

Music to my ears I tell yer!!! #everton #efc #coyb

Obscure #LeedsUtd stat of the day:

The record gate receipt at Elland Road is £1,006,000 but it wasn’t for a #Leeds match! It was for the 1995 #FACup semi-final between #Tottenham and #Everton

A beautiful sky over the River Mersey this afternoon.

YouTube video by EvertonFC HeritageSociety St Luke the Evangelist - The Church with its own Football Ground

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#Everton the 1969-70 squad that would win the First Division Championship under the guidance of Harry Catterick. #EFC

🔵 After the Merseyside derby was postponed yesterday due to Storm Darragh, Everton employees used the time to distribute over £50,000 worth of food to local food banks rather than waste it.

A true touch of class. 👏

#efc | #lfc

Sorry to hear this Derek. Hope it's recovered and in one piece soon

Just watched it myself. My thoughts exactly.

I had a couple of them and they went from top dogs for business sales to nobodys in no time at all. An incredible decline

I nearly typed "we missed a trick (again)" but I'm making an effort to think positively! Of course, it's not the easiest thing to do as a blue

Official Everton accounts blues

@evertonstadium.com ✅
@evertonfc.com ✅

They missed a trick but it would be great if they had the common sense to right the wrong and produce a nice polo shirt in this style with the commemorative stuff on. I don't buy footy shirts myself but I'd love one of those