Paul Witham

Possibly the only common ground that exists in country right now is the shared contempt of Ted Cruz.

Sure, affordable housing would be great and all, but Trump adding new Flag Poles on both sides of the White House is an economic game-changer.*

*For the contractors installing them.**

**Unless Trump stiffs them too.

Happy Total Economic Blackout Day, to all who celebrate.

Sun Tzu’s “Art of War” explicitly warned against taking military advice from a man incapable of ordering a donut.

As a father, you never forget that magical moment when you text acknowledge of your child’s birth. Beautiful.

Trump was shook, but firing the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and replacing him with a DIY white guy hire recalibrated things for him.

“Today, an oligarchy is taking shape in America of extreme wealth, power and influence that really threatens our entire democracy, our basic rights and freedom.” Joe Biden warned everyone.

I guess the Chair of the Joint Chiefs isn’t one of those “black jobs” then.

New advertising sales pitch: “And if you don’t sign up, I’ll see you in court!”

Homan should start a 21 ICE Street program.

Trump at a rally -- Elon Musk rigged the election for me

CNN -- crickets

NY Times -- crickets

Washington Post -- crickets

The mainstream media has already given up and died

He should ask Bondi to define “bad.” In reality “bad” = “anything Donald Trump doesn’t like.”

It feels like we’re in a time loop about to relive 2017 to 2021, with the foresight that our second trip is going to be even worse.

Appending a “but only if…” to “The Federal Government will help victims of a natural disaster” is pretty loathsome stuff.

“We’re hearing from Greenlanders” = a couple of homelessness people found under a bridge who were given MAGA hats.

If a robust economy with unemployment near historic lows and inflation largely under control is a dumpster fire, then what Trump left for Biden was the equivalent of the California wildfires.

Why don’t they just use the Vanishing Spell and shout “Evanesco!” to put out the fires? They know how to do it.

Isn’t Gutfield supposed to be a comedian? By his response to your post, I’m guessing “supposed” is doing some heavy lifting here.

“People can think for themselves” says Benny Johnson, whose thoughts were supplied by Russia.

We’ll be missing these kind of headlines in the Oligarchy. Unless they just start making them up.

Typically MAGA trolls are found on social media, not under bridges. Very old-school.

Hopefully Pence coated his hand in cocktail of herpes simplex, pertussis and conjunctivitis before shaking with Trump.

Future Supreme Court Aileen Cannon…

One of the great Kitchen-Table discussions of our time by hard-working families all across the country has been “Is Greenland for sale or what?”

Nancy Mace is going to file an assault report on Jack Frost for nipping at her nose.

It’s the part Melania’s body double was born to play!

American Democracy’s Going Out of Business sale.

The Oval Office is back on the market…