Steve Lee

I like how the second picture looks like the hand model is threatening the potted plant.

2006 MINI Cooper S. owned since new with ~90k miles, an extremely cRaCkEd windshield, a leaking upper motor mount, and a busted air vent door on the driver side. Still my favorite car to drive.

As someone who has never really followed college football and only learns about it second hand from here and the shutdown fullcast, it sure seems like this kiffin character needs to be studied by science.

A room for just whatever you want is the true joy of home ownership.

"OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!" is a pretty solid counterexample.

For Flexibility*

*to lose the race

lol...I feel like I'm the only person in the world who likes AOTC.

Box? What is this amateur hour? Try boxes AND drawers.

shit.

50 min on a good day. They also like to just randomly cancel trains for no reason.

well, at least I can also watch the Cowboys shit the bed.

You gotta be kidding me. Fucking Giants.

We've reached the part of the NFL season where I can start watching the Giants again. Nothing matters, and I can root for them to spoil somebody's day/season by accidentally playing well.

Bill De Blasio "well well well not so easy" meme but a ferrari honse logo covers Bill's head and Mayor has been changed to ride height

Hello Kitty showing Tim Apple how to wave a flag.

lol...both, until I was finally allowed to quit violin because I started trombone.

All the people replying and saying what a beautiful moment this is.

All the asian kids replying with tiger mom PTSD.

I guarantee mom is more proud of this Yo Yo Ma thing than all of the rest.

"It's nice that you got re-elected, but have you been practicing your piano?"

that photo of the pope with a microphone looking like the holiest karaoke singer.

I don't want to love someone who doesn't love me back
I don't want to love someone who doesn't love me back
'Cause I got love to give and I got fucks to give
I don't want to love someone who doesn't love me back
@keithnoordzy.bsky.social

Mistakes were made. I need bleach.

I've been mainly offline today. Currently scrolling back in time to figure out what happened today, and I fear what I may learn.

Can I deduct the expense of doggy bags for Gigi?

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Now listen to me here. I do not care who it is. I do not care how scary it might seem. If a man – any man – points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it. It does not matter if it is the president flailing around with the kind of sudden burst of anger common amongst dementia patients receiving end of life care. You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?"

If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...

Yes! Started the year w/ Perennial at Best Video, and now can close out the year with the same thing!

This should be your bio on scalzi.com

itl ook like cold air is a ballsack tappin ohio

Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast

YouTube video by Spencer Schoening Paul McCartney - Wonderful Time

Such a terrible song. But here's a fun edit that makes it much more tolerable.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOQL...

Primaries for senators