Alex McDaniel

@adamamin.bsky.social can’t relate

folks,

@alexmcdaniel.co

if we’re going to use meaningless labels like “girl dad” to imply some sort of deeper understanding of women then let’s explore why a “girl dad” said what he said in the first place, idk idk

i’m BACK, BABY

YUP

let me be very clear: i did not and have not sent Alex money to try the airport scampi vending machine

I WISH

"Did you have that airport vending machine shrimp scampi?"
[coming out of the bathroom drenched in sweat] "What are you talking about?"
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YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Sushi Glory Hole - SNL Digital Short

ok i have some ideas www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8oR...

friends, would you believe me if i told you there was another vending machine nearby that sells SHRIMP SCAMPI

WHO IS PITCHING A SEAFOOD VENDING MACHINE BUSINESS PLAN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO IS FUNDING IT

initial thoughts:
- scalding hot, hotter than food should ever be, like something might be wrong
- texas toast is a poor choice when making sandwiches with a flamethrower
- sauce is exactly what you'd expect it to be
- not sure i actually tasted any pork?
- oh no oh god why did i do this

first, full transparency, i had two bites and was out bc even after decades of gas-station food research, i'm no fool

ok @celebrityhottub.bsky.social paid me to try it the next time I was here and today I delivered BUT AT WHAT COST

art

RIGHT

my favorite time of year is christmas but a close second is when a new batch of forrest gump fans are like “jesus christ, did y’all read that second book”

if y’all think that’s crazy wait until you hear why it got scrapped

i swear to god you can’t ever say “i wish there was football on” without someone crawling up your ass to tell you the grand rapids flag respecters are playing the wichita shitheads in the intercontinental indoor football association

oh my god

“weren’t we supposed to land in florida”

- guy on this flight that just landed in atlanta

i have been SO homesick

ok so tuberville’s a consultant now

this is an uncomfortably big day for southern convenience

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WHERE AM I

BAGGAGE CLAIM

100% Alabama

my flight doesn’t leave until 8:30 and I’d have to leave and come back through security but honestly if you paid me enough I’d do it

whew, college flashbacks coming in strong

friends, I’m really trying my best to return to a 2015 level of quality social content and I know I’ve got a long way to go but may I humbly present….BIRMINGHAM AIRPORT’S BARBECUE VENDING MACHINE

THIS IS THE WORST, I HATE IT

i’ll sell you the rights for one gas station chicken biscuit

THIS IS THE WORST, I LOVE IT