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Introduced my daughter to this movie over the summer and she referenced this exact phrase when she heard about the Louvre heist, a literal ten year old sees where this thing is likely to go wrong.

It’s being managed by people who’ve been doing NYC commercial real estate deals for decades so I’m sure there’s nothing under the table involved.

It’s France though, so you can’t do it on a weekend or before 9:00 am.

Coach O on the tarmac in Fayetteville calling the Hawgs when Bobby Petrino skips town for the Arkansas job may end me. Going to literally ascend to college football blogger Valhalla.

Be back in a bit, currently working on a block “G” Georgia hat that says “enGorged” across the front.

I met him in Chicago while I was on a river boat tour.

Not a fan.

Ted Cruz’n.

The fire department in Arcade, Georgia needs a few musically-inclined firefighters to create the funniest cover band of all time

This early morning Hawaii game is on one, and I mean that even more than usual.

Friends, I have a sudden, strong urge to talk about the Noles.

#GetBitByPitt

Feel like half the people at Cook Out are already buzzed so it has to be in the same category as Waffle House. I maintain that Cracker Barrel is the establishment with the highest number of fully sober diners who you do not want to get drunk. Is it technically fast food? Who cares?

Point of order: they do get the food out pretty quickly, so could we somehow gerrymander Cracker Barrel into being a fast food restaurant?

yankees manager james franklin

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Deeper and deeper into the enemy’s rear?

OH GOD IT MULTIPLIED AND NOW IT’S WATCHING ME!!!

I believe you mean “former Georgia Bulldogs tailback signee George Lombard.”

If you drunk stumble into a house in south Florida and this is the worst that happens though you’re actually probably above the median outcome. Though to be fair the below median outcomes all involve shotguns, pet constrictors, illegally kept jungle cats, and sex dungeons.

This feels like the opening to a modern day P.G. Wodehouse novel and I am 100% invested already.

Pretty sure that’s just Cornell. Ithaca in the winter is a special kind of cold, dark joy.

The aesthetic is very much “Bond villain who still gets pushed into lockers by people he didn’t even go to junior high with.”

This pep rally could have been an email.

So basically this, but with missiles:

Once again I’m reminded, trust is gained in drops and lost in buckets.

Is it like a timeshare? Do you have to find someone else to unload your Pirates fandom to?

Did a quick photoshop of what Bobby Petrino might look like as Arkansas head coach after sustaining injuries in a motorcycle accident while having an affair with a Razorbacks staffer

time—much like the wheel of a motorcycle that has fallen over—is a flat circle

no better proof that we really and truly are operating in a post-shame society than "interim Arkansas head football coach bobby petrino"