It’s your ghoul, Jessss

i want extra money so i can spoil my mom and my friends and yeah, sure, sometimes myself but damn, mostly for my mom and my friends. i’d give them everything if i could

will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh

kind words are always appreciated. thank you, bodies do rule 💕💕

sometimes i think about how i used to love myself and be comfortable with myself enough to send nudes to people and then i gained weight and stopped loving myself and that kind of fucking sucks. i’m upset about it.

*whispers* always that self control

me, reading a fic someone tagged ‘mean dom’: i think you meant soft dom, my friend. that or you are a youth and have never experienced a mean dom

the problem with taking an instagram break is i went on to catch up, saw all the notifications i had, got overwhelmed and immediately left again

i’m literally staring at a plate of fudge covered brownies and debating if i want a bite EVEVN THO MY STOMACH IS STILL UNHAPPY

WHY DONT WE HAVE SELF CONTROL

i ate food and it was good and i was full but it was good so i ate more and now i feel sick. damn you lack of self control

obviously if vampires were the only non-human creature, i’d take them BUT my gods, i’d take a werewolf over a vampire any day if i could

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine

it’s annoying i can’t do anything, can’t buy anything, without ending up with spam texts or emails

oh i’m sad about this

😩😩😩💕💕

lmao i fucking believe it

hahahaha it’s a good fucking movie. fun af

watching cabin the woods on amc and why the fuck did amc bleep
the language???? this movie is rated r!!!!!you can keep the violence but not bullshit??? YOURE BULLSHIT

everytime i read someone describe metal as just ‘a bunch of screaming’ i know they havent listened to metal.

a skeleton face wearing a tricorn hat and a cape, with a bloody hook in the front and a couple of teeth

CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)

me: steve harrington is a mary sue in this fic
also me: i love that for him

lol oh noooooo!!!!

OMG ABSOLUTELY INCONVENIENT!!!!

rude of the body to betray at such a time!!!

lol!! right?? it would suck. i’m sitting here dying from mine own charlie horse and just the inconvenience!!!

am i sitting here, laughing to myself over the thought of having to safe word out of a scene because of getting a charlie horse? yes i am.

should i get back on tumblr. that is the question

currently the mood rn

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.