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Cyclical I think. One of my coworkers is all excited about colonic cleansing to rid his body of the toxins of undigested food. That one was big in the early 1900's, but it's back with a vengeance.

08.05.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My biker vest

04.05.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spring maintenance. Riding season has begun.

25.04.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shelby reposted this.

19.04.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9220    πŸ” 1703    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 105
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Well...shit. My morning isn't going well.

03.04.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Speaks for itself.......o~\o

11.01.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

15.12.2024 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 47302    πŸ” 9154    πŸ’¬ 1620    πŸ“Œ 816

My wife hobbled in to see her new orthopedist about a pretty serious knee injury. Her opening line: "BONE BRO! Good to see you dude. My knee is totally hosed!" When he finally stopped laughing, he said "ok, enough Glaucomflecken jokes. Let's look at that knee"

14.12.2024 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And everyone stood up and clapped.

12.12.2024 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blah...I took a sick day from work. It's a nice day. It's warm enough. I want to ride my motorcycle.

I took a sick day because of nausea and vertigo. Riding is a terrible idea. A terrible, stupid, attractive idea.

Dammit

12.12.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As for the nosey neighbors, I'm reminded of an old punchline to some old jokes, a few of which I feel bad about laughing at: "And nothing of value was lost"

12.12.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Hope

12.12.2024 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4. Definitely 4.

12.12.2024 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wanted to drop by and say, I'd be all in for a Walz '28 Presidential campaign. Give us more kitchen table populism, and way less identity politics, and give it a go. I'd be glad to support you.

12.12.2024 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They priced themselves out of the market. If someone could sell a new, basic, entry level car for around $18k in the United States, they would sell like crazy

11.12.2024 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tis but a flesh wound!

08.12.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now, because I am the curious person i am, I just had to spend 20 minutes getting an overview of the field of gonioscopy. Given that I drive a trash truck for a living, this seems less than critical for me to know, but I have to scratch the curiosity itch when it flares up 🫀

01.12.2024 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best of luck, and may your gloves be truly windproof

29.11.2024 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Enshittification" Looking at you, Google Home.

29.11.2024 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bimek SLV – The new contraception for men The Bimek SLV regulates the flow of sperm cells in the spermatic ducts and does not require additional hormones or medication.

With this, it's not an impractical solution. I'd support a government program to provide one to every boy at about age 12. It would solve a lot of issues.

bimek.com

27.11.2024 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been too cold to ride the past few days πŸ™

Tomorrow looks promising though. I'm not ready to put the bike to bed for her long winter nap just yet

24.11.2024 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my Vulcan S

21.11.2024 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone get their Donald Trump "I Did That" stickers printed up now. This is gonna be fun. Put them on EVERYTHING than goes up due to tariff inflation

20.11.2024 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My itty bitty lap dog, Odin. He keeps the coyotes away from our chickens

19.11.2024 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. I appreciate it πŸ™‚

18.11.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Sure looks similar. They were a great buy.

18.11.2024 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yeah. I have a couple streets on my commute to work that I have to be real careful on

18.11.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Doc, what's your guess on the next great plague? Will it only affect anti-vaxxers, or are all of us at risk? I'm most concerned about H5N1 avian flu, as my wife and I are small scale chicken farmers, and she's immunocompromised. Our PCP says the annual flu shot will stop it. What do you think?

18.11.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, Vulcan S 650. I rode a lot in my teens and early 20's, bit this is my first bike in 30 years, so a middleweight seemed like a wise move.
Thanks

17.11.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, I think I found it already

17.11.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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