Logic Max

When I die I just want to return to nature, just throw me in the woods in a shallow grave.

Best part it's free! Just borrow a bunch of money from a loan shark and don't pay it back!

This is also my retirement plan.

Dreamt last night that my friend was cursed to slowly turn into an armadillo. Turns out he was only cursed to be attracted to them

Gather round kids, that Israeli military aircraft is dropping something!

Let. Aid Workers. In.

TAs back!

Superman? About immigrants?! Yeah right! If I haven't learned media literacy by now, I'm clearly not gonna start with a James Gunn movie.

#superman #superwoke #jamesgunn #rereleasethesnydercut

"I give herpes to cancer patients....no but in the good way!"

Oh thank goodness. That's one less thing to worry about! Thanks @doj

Consider giving encouraging words to Rep. Chip Roy for one

House wants to vote on it tomorrow, but theit members (who already hated it) hate it even more now. So there's still a chance to push back.

Wyden Statement on New CBO Numbers Showing More than $930 Billion in Medicaid Cuts In New Senate Draft | The United States Senate Committee on Finance Wyden Statement on New CBO Numbers Showing More than $930 Billion in Medicaid Cuts In New Senate Draft

Senate Republicans complained the house budget cut from Medicaid and increased the debt.

Apparently their problem was that it didn't suck enough.

$930B on Medicaid cuts
$5 trillion increase to debt ceiling
More tax cuts for the rich

🎉 🎉 🎉

#fresdumb

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From Israel's newspaper of record.

Stories like this are why I feel that not only is it not antisemitic to oppose Netanyahu and his right wing administrations conduct in the war it is the responsibility of all Jewish people globally. This does not make us safer.

Cuomo will stay on NYC mayor’s ballot after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, sources tell CNN | CNN Politics Andrew Cuomo will not drop out of the New York City mayoral race by the Friday deadline to remove himself from the general election ballot, sources tell CNN. That leaves in place contingency plans he ...

Watch Cuomo, Adams and Silelwa suddenly become huge supporters of ranked choice voting.

(NYC only does ranked choice in primaries)

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...where we realize that this is Earth but in the distant future?

Oh no. Free buses, what will we do? Quick someone privatize water!!

Somewhat telling that the people most upset about Cuomo losing are all MAGA. #zohranmamdani

You're welcome, New York!

Mamdani Wins Stunning Upset in Democratic Primary as Cuomo Concedes Race The democratic socialist state Assemblymember from Queens is on track to be the Democratic nominee for mayor in a ranked-choice election.

Wait. I'm confused. Are we allowed to have nice things again?

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If my hot step-sister got stuck in a washing machine, I would not let her anywhere near an oven.

Every news cycle feels like it's in the montage at the beginning of the movie.

We need a mayor who has the strength to stand up to Trump. Proud to be endorsing for #nycmayor my friend and neighbor #andrewcuomo

Remember if you are a dude wearing a "Lions not sheep" Tee this month, you have an obligation to compliment him on his pride shirt.

Stephen Miller’s wife leaves the White House to follow Elon Musk Kate Miller was working as an adviser for Elon Musk at the Department of Government Efficiency

Whelp, so much for the visa program for white South Africans

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Does this kid do requests?

You scots sure are a contentious bunch

Okay, NOW I'm sold on AI

Australia Election 2025 Live: Voting under way as polls show Albanese's Labor Party likely to retain power Both major parties have focused on cost-of-living pressures but opinion polls show that global uncertainty driven by Donald Trump's stop-start tariffs rapidly became a top issue for voters during the campaign.

Remember that in Australia "Liberal" means "conservative", "labor" means "liberal," and "good riddance you fascist C**ts" means "Better luck next time"

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Ariel not recognizing a fork when her dad literally uses a GIANT FORK to rule the ocean is wild.

If I was her and skuttle whipped one of these out I would dive for cover.

As someone who hasn't done anything meaningful on bluesky lately, I just have a sixth sense that the door has just opened to a new wave of bots.

#provemewrongchildren