José Cruz Tutti-frutti @josecruz

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Essa é sempre opção válida 😁

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31.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*S-a-p-a-t-i-l-h-a-s !!!!!

31.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

E muito bem! A criançada precisa destes mimos, e assim mexem-se um pouco também 😁

31.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No episódio de hoje dos Malucos do Riso

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31.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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*Sapatilhas, Caravaggio!!!!

31.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Não me lembro

31.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nem uns minuins?!?!

31.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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31.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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MUHAHAHA

31.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A praça agora está fechada

*copa

31.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anda para aí um link para evitar isso no linkedin

31.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Então mas agora vai tudo à praça? Também vamos à praça amanhã. Até uma loja Apple aquilo tem. Só não vende vegetais

31.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Kramer contra Kramer

31.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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3 covinhas, à melhor de 7 berlindes

31.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Estou ocupado a comer pasta e a encaixotar as chávenas novas da Mafalda no contentor marítimo

31.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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*Sapatilhas, CARALHO

31.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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*Sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas 👟

31.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Sapatilhas

31.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Sapatilhas

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Em contentores marítimos 😁

31.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*sem

31.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Escreve-se sapatilhas 👟

31.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Raios vos parta mais lá o raio!!! Sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas 🤌

31.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas, sapatilhas

31.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

À princesa que ficou títulos 🤭

31.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tenho em crer que hoje em dia a maioria já é unissexo

31.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*sapatilhas. Ténis 🎾 é o desporto 😂

31.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Confere. Já deixei a dica à moça

31.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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