His favourite incredible experience peddler didn't kill himself in jail, so he's out of those until Tate gets his stable back running.

does he?

That's his secret, chief. He's always been weak.

Did they make him agree to write what he did each week every fucking week? And if it's worth less than 20 billion dollars any given week, he goes in the choppiboi

That kinda means they may die out entirely soon, as MTraitorG is still too far right to win anything after all this dust settles.

To bes fair, overeating is probably the gravy seal's only natural predator.

Don't you think he looks tired?

leadership is a strong word for that whiny wannabe American lackey.

No, he's trying to normalize having to carry your id everywhere so he can ice anyone who doesn't have id on them.

In the immortal words of Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka good enemies iz hard to find.

I'm having a drink to his passing, republicans with enough spine to not be nazis are in terribly short supply these days.

They would have wanted it that way.

We're in the worst timeline, buckle up, the combinations of words only get worse from here.

I don't think he listens as he's shocked that it even CAN get wet

once it gets to the sexbot stage, it's probably self cleaning, otherwise it's just a blowup doll. Once they can walk around and do sex things, I'm willing to bet taking the onboard fleshlight out and washing it is the first thing they do after snuggling.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Donold the Dove, who was literally begging for a peace prize for months this year. I wish I could make this shit up.

If antipathy between groups is a concern of his, they should get rid of the white nationalists who harbour this antipathy.

If it was anyone else being compared to KKKirk would be an insult.

Training AI on their own porn habits, so they go down a porno rabbit hole with no post nut clarity at work? This can't possibly end terribly.

Why pair something for Trump with RUSSIAN DRESSING WITH A LITTLE PICKLE? Damn, you're not good at reading and great at ego.

like kovfefe, no intern would dare to try to get away with that. That was all syphilis brain noises.

Thousand island dressing is russian dressing with a little pickle.

I'd still take it over an AI video written by someone who can apparently not even prompt a picture of Epstein and Trump. Like, literally the worst AI slop.

The old Hydro Pump if you will.

There's a reason we call him little PP.

Is he trying to get all of the J6 pardons retracted, because I know Cheato didn't sit there and sign over 1600 anythings.

CBC reports on them being chuds, so they feel wronged because they're too white for there to be consequences for their actions.

I'm willing to bet like 50% of them were flu trux klanners.

The smallest one.

Has to reach back to 2022 when rightwingnut tried to kill multiple democratic lawmakers this year.