Joanna Roye

Ever feel eat up with loneliness?

Hang on through the Epstein Files so we can get to the Epstein Trials…

Appalachian quick primer: McCoys=ICE
Democracy is Irish
God (the hills) can see you 👀👀👀

ICE = McCoys!!

Democrats want compliance.

I clock in EVERY DAY.

Kershaw got me FUCKED UP

It’s so funny to watch MAGA desperately cling to the Venezuela thing as if it shows Trump is a good, humanitarian man. They neeeeed to get away from the Epstein files. It’s almost physical. Don’t fight them about war for oil; stay on target. This is to distract from the files.

Kidnapping Maduro to distract from the Epstein Files is some madcap evil shit…

Keep being completely whiplashed listening to the Supereyepatchwolf video on wrestling and hearing Roman Reign’s legal name. 💀💀 send help.

One of the weird thoughts I have is that: maybe Michael Gira really did see me that time in Moynihan Train Station. I think he might have.

America is the company store and USD is the scrip.

Ugh I was rereminded today that Karolyn Leavitt is 28. I can’t

Writers talk about having an agent like they’re fairy Godmothers. How many blood sacrifices do I have to make to get one?!

I guess I love being alive is what I mean.

My favorite sound is going to bed a bit early and hearing family go about their business in the other room. Sometimes it’s a party, other times it’s just the bedtime routine… it’s become the best sound in the world to be near people.

Also, she’s made a shitload of money insider trading and is cashing out before the AI crash.

MTG is resigning for one reason only: she doesn’t like receiving the MAGA treatment and the fun of the attention no longer outweighs the danger. It’s not a change of heart or to run for Senate. She’s scared she’s going to get Mossad’d or Lone Wolf’d so she wants to reset back to private citizen.

I would like to state again that James Cameron knew about aliens and so he made Abyss!

I’m extremely serious. The Senators that vote to override the veto will go down in history books as “The Six-Sevens” I can’t with this reality.

Guys, it’s true…… to round up definitively from 2/3s of the Senate IS 67. 💀💀💀

So we all agree there’s even MORE reason to release the Epstein files now?

Happy Veteran’s Day! I’m glad the war machine hasn’t killed you yet. I love you. ❤️

Fuck you, Tim Kaine.

Kim Kardashian being on Disney+ tells you everything you need to know about both institutions.

I will never say this again but “Thank you Dr. Oz” for actually being somewhat of a doctor this one time. Unlike those that Chappa-Quit-the-Scene with quickness….

Abby using her hair as a taunt is insane work but I’m here for it. 💅

Dick Cheney!!