John Pelkey

They lie about everything, people become so exhausted trying to parse the lies from truth they just give up. On the other side, they hear what justifies their hate so they accept it knowing deep down it's a lie.

Stay strong brother. From a fellow CO.

My brother and his family live in DC, I had to tell him sorry but I won't visit. He's in constant anxiety about losing his green card. I'm sitting on a free trip to Vegas I won, not using it, I have two timeshare in SC, told them to pound salt, I'm not returning. I'm done with the US.

JUST IN: Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris has been indicted for molesting a 12-year-old girl.

Welcome to the quiet place.

You spelled Brood Mare #6 wrong.

When he finally gets around to stepping down, our dying on the mango throne, he fully expects his children to sequentially replace him. Has been a maga talking point since his first term. Think about that, Baron is only 18, 60 years from now they could still be in power.

Shop Canadian. There’s an app for that. We aren’t fucking around. 💪🏻💥🇨🇦 🦫

It's a good thing to write fiction.

Wolverines now.

I've bought many things there, usually bigger things as the shipping is free over $200.

a man in a tank top and hat is standing on a boat near the ocean . ALT: a man in a tank top and hat is standing on a boat near the ocean .

And a happy fuck you too!

But

Just got home from work and the whole house smells like fresh bread. Still baking😔

I got a personal invitation to join the Illuminati.

Happy anniversary to you both!

Happy New Year!

Will never get all states approval, Trump knows that, his cult doesn't. He gets to look like a hero for a bunch of idiots.

Prisons should too, but not in the USA.

Inmates love Magic the Gathering.

Also didn't talk to me for a week when I put her lunch in the wrong Tupperware. But she's still the only one for me.

Fun story. Did my wife's laundry for her,she freaked out,yelled and banned me from ever doing her laundry.Big fight,still mad when I got to work.Told my female coworkers why I was in a bad mood,they said,"so,you cook, clean and do laundry?" I said yup.Got 3 proposals on the spot 🤣🤣

Working

I basically run a 24 hrs daycare for the worst that humanity has to offer