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@tokenhumanfriend.bsky.social

Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universes (He/Him, 18+ only!)

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He looks like a man that will keep playing despite the shoot out in the saloon

09.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aww, is that all the big? 😒

08.11.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, it finally happened: had my first patient hit me with the "Well ChatGPT said..."

....I really need to start working on my schpiel for that statement because it probably isn't gonna be the last time I hear it...

07.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

By the end of the movie, the giant learns the value of community and also manages to bring the town even closer together ....

...by devouring them all in one sitting.

01.11.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hallmark Christmas movie of a big city giant whose circumstances force them to spend the holidays in a small town and learn the joys of flattening an old barn and terrorizing the local high school sporting events....

01.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Talk about a continental shelf 🀯

01.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also weightlifting is a skill like anything else. We're also all human so we get flattered by people thinking we're good enough to ask for advice on something...people will be more than likely excited to offer their two cents (as long as you ask at an appropriate time πŸ˜‰)

31.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in the gym started at that place too.

Most of the folks that you are intimidated by are vain motherfuckers who are busy watching/admiring themselves to notice what someone else is doing unless a) they're bigger than them or b)it's REALLY inappropriate (safety wise or just outright strange)

31.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No but I am happy to see giant wolves

29.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't make a hardwood joke, don't make a hardwood joke, don't make a hardwood joke....

29.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hate that I have an appropriate vore meme but here we are

26.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good shit right there πŸ™ŒπŸ»

25.10.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Under the uhm...head 😳

24.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding the BR? Why don't we just balance the pistol while we're at it?

24.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very concerned by the weather reports calling for flooding now ...

24.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the dream from the micro perspective

19.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What It Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters (In the style of Linkin Park)
YouTube video by Anthony Vincent What It Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters (In the style of Linkin Park)

Well THIS would've done numbers on a 2007 Naruto AMV....

Also, hearing a pretty decent Chester impersonation sing that second verse....shit that got me.

youtu.be/qcdsWUAl5jQ?...

14.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the first cold, rainy day of Autumn here. All that's missing is a giant someone to cuddle up with.

11.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seconded. The nuts not going is how we got into this situation...

11.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

.... I'll go re-up my insurance plan....

11.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says wooow . ALT: spongebob is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says wooow .

An absolute unit. Terrifyingly massive

09.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gifting all my dog sona friends a Lambchop for Christmas

08.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not an actual kobold, but I have the heart of one!

08.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the cut off height for it to be just regular ennui?

06.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says wooow . ALT: spongebob is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says wooow .
05.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mental image will have to do then

04.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved that game, love that world...
Hope they find their way, and soon.

04.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After months of "let's wait and see" I finally uninstalled Destiny 2.

Can't decide if "finally pulling life support from a family member" or "making the decision to distance from a friend/family member who insists on self destructive choices" is the more apropos analogy...either way it sucks.

04.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like he's about to drink all of us under the table

04.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't help it 😳

04.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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