@evancain.bsky.social
Whole milk advocate
Wait Mikey lolololol 😂
04.05.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A lil concerning how much I love kickball
04.05.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t believe we won our game and no one gave us a kiss smh
28.04.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The gay bars should really play the devil went down to georgia more
22.04.2025 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep accidentally hitting the right now button on Grindr 😭
18.04.2025 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Insanely stressed and need a kiss
15.04.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kinda want a boyfriend kinda don’t ya know
11.04.2025 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A picture of someone crying with the caption “april showers” 🤌
06.04.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bring back the marlboro rewards catalog
06.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mouth just watered
31.03.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Summer body almost loaded
31.03.2025 19:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can someone explain to me why I keep buying records when I don’t have a record player
21.03.2025 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really want some big gooey chocolate chip cookies rn
21.03.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lost an earring four months ago and just found it 10 feet outside of my buildings entrance??
17.03.2025 12:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That moment when someone asks why you aren’t drinking and you feel the need to explain that you don’t have a problem drinking you just don’t want to drink but when you want to drink you do but you just don’t ever feel like it and then they stare at you confused and you feel awkward so it gets quiet
16.03.2025 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk my aunt who says “and i’s sayses” disagrees
15.03.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not wearing green today cuz I wanna get pinched 😏
15.03.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m one of those annoying managers that when my direct report asks me a question I make them answer their question first before I give them the answer
12.03.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m just a boy who wants a sweet lil treat 🥺
12.03.2025 01:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have had five dreams about dying the last two nights 🧐
11.03.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A correlation can be made between the state of my mental health and the number of thot pics I post
09.03.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gonna be your full time bedroom demon cuz I’m a killah killah killah killah
08.03.2025 14:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg thank you for this reminder
07.03.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of you gays need to remember you’ve never taken a music theory class in your life and you’re not a music critic. Just calm down and enjoy it baby!!
07.03.2025 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a really good day for the first time in a while 😊
06.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love making up rumors about myself
04.03.2025 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna treat myself to a McDonald’s full sugar coke today 🤤
01.03.2025 16:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marked safe from my first CrossFit open
01.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Had a real housewife moment today and honestly I get it it’s kinda fun
28.02.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After four years of being single maybe it’s time to give women a try
26.02.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
