Tyler Rhode

take a look at this totally real, totally not staged interaction. PAY NO MIND TO THE BOOM MIC IN THE SHOT THIS WAS A CANDID INTERACTION.

Welcome back to the ball-kicking machine, Andrew Cuomo!

Please insert millions of dollars in the slot, then spread your legs, bend your knees and step right up!

New York bids farewell to Andrew Cuomo, a mainstay of local politics, and a piece of shit who sucks.

Not content with killing a few thousand in state nursing homes, Andy Cuomo is trying to up his elderly body count.

(It’s currently 7pm and 97 degrees in New York City)

The spam texts are getting out of control. At what point does it constitute harassment? You know, like classic harassment, not the sexual harassment which is Cuomo’s bailiwick.

Team Cuomo is getting nervous.

Alums of @columbiauniversity.bsky.social, kindly check your email for a stunning profile in cowardice from acting President Shipman.

and he didn't even have to lead the search himself!

Great team effort from Lando and his teammate Bernd Mylander #MiamiGP

Credit where due to @spannersready.bsky.social - Lando is out-managing Oscar on tires today

If Nancy Pelosi has the courage.

Look I know, we all thought he was too old but hear me out…
Pope Joe Biden.

NY Times alert saying "Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth is said to have shared Yemen attack details in a second Signal chat that included his wife and brother."

A second group chat has hit Pete Hegseth.

If we’re looking for breadcrumbs to indicate that Oscar is getting better at tyre management, then building two separate double-digit second gaps at a track where there was tyre falloff (at least for the C3 and some of the C2 runners) would seem to be supporting evidence that he’s improving there.

Make America Strong Again, says the tiny little man who rolls over and shows his belly, completely abandoning his flagship policy after 48 hours.

If you’re having a bad day, be comforted by comparison to Elon, who tried to live stream a video game, got bullied by the chat, lost to the tutorial boss, and then rage quit.

YouTube video by Formula Collective Jack Doohan’s heavy F1 FP2 crash at Japan GP #jackdoohan #f1 #japangp

youtube.com/shorts/R_YZs...

If you haven’t seen it… but fair warning it’s pretty brutal.

Just watching the Japanese Grand Prix FP2 replay.

Jesus, that Jack Doohan incident… that was a move with no consideration for his own well-being. Could have been killed.

The situation at Alpine is a hot mess, and it may be in his best interest to go back to the simulator sooner rather than later.

Why are we forcing Texans to buy dildoes online? Is that even constitutional?

Tweet from Yuval Abraham: "A group of settlers just lynched Hamdan Ballal, co director of our film no other land. They beat him and he has injuries in his head and stomach, bleeding. Soldiers invaded the ambulance he called, and took him. No sign of him since."

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.

Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

Holy shit. Finally, a win for “thoughts and prayers”

The absolute gall. Go fuck yourself @columbiauniversity.bsky.social

Signed,
Tyler Rhode
CC ‘15, former donor

All the Dem supporters bragging about not throwing MTG and Boebert out of Biden’s States of the Union as if

A) it matters at all
B) it won them any votes
C) anyone would have cared
D) all of the above

Remember: When they go low, we go lose elections.

This is so painfully on the nose.

He never formally retired from acting, but he told an interviewer in 2008 that he had given it up because he did not want to “keep pressing” and risk “going out on a real sour note.” Three years later, when an interviewer for GQ magazine told him, “You’ve got to do one more movie,” he said, “If I could do it in my own house, maybe, without them disturbing anything and just one or two people.” In that same interview, Mr. Hackman was asked to sum up his life in a single phrase. He replied: “‘He tried.’ I think that’d be fairly accurate.” Robert Berkvist, a former New York Times arts editor, died in 2023. Yan Zhuang and Alex Marshall contributed reporting.

RIP to Gene Hackman, truly one of the best to ever do it, who, among countless accomplishments and awards, achieved one final honor: "outlived author of their obituary," a truly rare distinction www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/o...

Irresponsible journalism. We don’t know for sure it was AI.

That’s the big unknown. Could blow up the whole economy right there, not to mention the incredible loss of life.

Outside chance a vaccine developer gets bought by Elon and rebrands as anti-woke pharma and Trump picks up the cost on a euro-style tender. Not joking, watch this as a scenario.

We get a fractional multi-party government in 2032, just in time for global sea levels to rise by a foot and a half, and US economy slips to 3rd in the world.

It’s not *good* but avoids civil war. Odds +1600

Basically, involves a lot of trump hollow victories (tariffs, trade war etc.) which hurt but don’t cripple the country, and he feeds his ego enough to not feel like he has to strongman more ambitious goals.

Republican coalition falls apart during 2028 Vance while traditional Dem party splinters

Oh cool, cast announcements are up! Let’s see… Who am I playing…