Tyler Rhode

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

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Make sure they’re fitting correctly, they should pinch the bridge of your nose without sliding nor getting too close to your eyes (dramatically cut down on accidental touches for me)

If I’m ever elected president, in my first 100 days I swear to create a new mascot for the IRS, a friendly axolotl named “Taxolotl”

Stay tuned for more!

At 82 years old, Jerry Jones becomes the latest in an illustrious club: those whose age eclipses their IQ.

take a look at this totally real, totally not staged interaction. PAY NO MIND TO THE BOOM MIC IN THE SHOT THIS WAS A CANDID INTERACTION.

Welcome back to the ball-kicking machine, Andrew Cuomo!

Please insert millions of dollars in the slot, then spread your legs, bend your knees and step right up!

New York bids farewell to Andrew Cuomo, a mainstay of local politics, and a piece of shit who sucks.

Not content with killing a few thousand in state nursing homes, Andy Cuomo is trying to up his elderly body count.

(It’s currently 7pm and 97 degrees in New York City)

The spam texts are getting out of control. At what point does it constitute harassment? You know, like classic harassment, not the sexual harassment which is Cuomo’s bailiwick.

Team Cuomo is getting nervous.

Alums of @columbiauniversity.bsky.social, kindly check your email for a stunning profile in cowardice from acting President Shipman.

and he didn't even have to lead the search himself!

Great team effort from Lando and his teammate Bernd Mylander #MiamiGP

Credit where due to @spannersready.bsky.social - Lando is out-managing Oscar on tires today

If Nancy Pelosi has the courage.

Look I know, we all thought he was too old but hear me out…
Pope Joe Biden.

NY Times alert saying "Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth is said to have shared Yemen attack details in a second Signal chat that included his wife and brother."

A second group chat has hit Pete Hegseth.

If we’re looking for breadcrumbs to indicate that Oscar is getting better at tyre management, then building two separate double-digit second gaps at a track where there was tyre falloff (at least for the C3 and some of the C2 runners) would seem to be supporting evidence that he’s improving there.

Make America Strong Again, says the tiny little man who rolls over and shows his belly, completely abandoning his flagship policy after 48 hours.

If you’re having a bad day, be comforted by comparison to Elon, who tried to live stream a video game, got bullied by the chat, lost to the tutorial boss, and then rage quit.

YouTube video by Formula Collective Jack Doohan’s heavy F1 FP2 crash at Japan GP #jackdoohan #f1 #japangp

youtube.com/shorts/R_YZs...

If you haven’t seen it… but fair warning it’s pretty brutal.

Just watching the Japanese Grand Prix FP2 replay.

Jesus, that Jack Doohan incident… that was a move with no consideration for his own well-being. Could have been killed.

The situation at Alpine is a hot mess, and it may be in his best interest to go back to the simulator sooner rather than later.

Why are we forcing Texans to buy dildoes online? Is that even constitutional?

Tweet from Yuval Abraham: "A group of settlers just lynched Hamdan Ballal, co director of our film no other land. They beat him and he has injuries in his head and stomach, bleeding. Soldiers invaded the ambulance he called, and took him. No sign of him since."

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.

Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

Holy shit. Finally, a win for “thoughts and prayers”

The absolute gall. Go fuck yourself @columbiauniversity.bsky.social

Signed,
Tyler Rhode
CC ‘15, former donor

All the Dem supporters bragging about not throwing MTG and Boebert out of Biden’s States of the Union as if

A) it matters at all
B) it won them any votes
C) anyone would have cared
D) all of the above

Remember: When they go low, we go lose elections.

This is so painfully on the nose.