A couple of Cardi alts

by the transitive property, if i recharge and get off, will my hypomania come back (t'was bordering on full mania and relatively fun)

an update: the vibe died before i could finish and for somereason that instantly replaced my hypomania w depression. like. 60 second turn around

I have a drug test coming up so I shant. But God wish I could get high and horny

I have not had a good 'gasm in so long 😩

Commission for @rocketmanatee.bsky.social

Looks like potty training is gonna take longer then expected for this cutie~

#abdl #diaperlover #commission

I super edited my prompt list so I was like '?? Today is zipper day? I have no idea for that.'

Anyway. Good fic. Very tasty

day one (diuretic) and day two (just made it) #omovember prompts
archiveofourown.org/works/73574181
archiveofourown.org/works/73599756

was debating changing the name of the head vampire in my gay little stories. and i deadass was going to use edward bc it's a nice victorian era name. gothique. but typing it out shot me in the face like a canon

anyway. he's victor now.

boy. percy is always at a fair or other large gathering. my boy loves going to crowded places and misbehaving #myoc

Kinktober just started.

When do we prep for omovember? Does anyone have a prompt list yet

((I can extend the metaphor and even insist the siren is more a wolf than coyote. Can't fight her off that easily))

Thinking Abt angels being unalive. Maybe they can't lie. Can't disobey. They are obedient livestock guardians

And vampires are the nasty coyotes trying to get a bit

trying to figure out political reasons to keep bringing vampires and angels together. and i think i opened my third eye

the leader vampire being a dark empath too

humans will only ever agree to come to their galas unless a few angels are present

i'm going to say it. calandra's favorite thing to do is pee on someone else. she'll hold it until she's picked up or in someone's lap. then whoops. suddenly she's having an "accident"

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying “Not to worry. I have a permit.” Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read: “Every fictional character I’ve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.”

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Thinking Abt her listening to worshippers describe being seduced and bitten, over and over with increasing detail. She's agonizing over the eroticism of it all

She's winding herself up. And once properly in a tizzy, she offers the chance of forgiveness to the sinner

All they have to do is pray

Thinking Abt confessional booths in the angels/vampire stuff im writing

Thinking Abt callandra forgiving parishers after having them pray with her (eat her out)

Thinking Abt her *insisting* she run confessionals for those who have sinned because of vampires. It's her special mission

hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"

I think the landlord it's showing the apartment next to mine. And here I am orgasming as loud as possible

I'm the guy running the puritanical kinktober. Piss allowed, breeding not

I feel like that comic about a bear in a neighborhood built around them. But the reverse

I'm so deep in kink that's not sex focused that when someone I know brought up breeding and pregnancy as kinks I blue screened. I was like 'thats so out there...' then remembered the biological reason for sex

Cowards in the NSFW channel of a junkvan server 💀 can barely be horny

Really, I think there'd be more eye fucking in the Undertale fandom

Pro tip: put a weighted blanket on your claustrophobic bedfellow to help them with night terrors. Surely confining their body and making them feel crushed and restrained will help

STRIP FOR STRIPE! PART 4!
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In a brilliant move, I took a diuretic 'just for the caffeine' bc I didn't have Dr pepper. Proceeded to find a Dr pepper AND chai for extra liquid and caffeine. So yeah

#omorashi

Probably not. I think the ratio of butter:flour is diff in sugar cookies.

hey, y'all who are into #breathplay is the appeal to watch someone struggle to breath, or the one struggling to breath? in a fic, who's perspective do you like to focus on? descriptions of feeling the loss of breath, or descriptions of struggling?

doin research for a fic