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Champion procrastinator of the mini-painting clan. Player of Warhams, Blood Bowls, and Pathfinding games of all kinds. Enjoyer of games you can play on video. Recent book rediscoverer.

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Latest posts by joystickcaptain.bsky.social on Bluesky

Love this movie.

Killed zombies as a genre for me.

10.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Partially? Elle sells being a good friend really well, and contrasts with how awkward the other townsfolk are around Alex.

Debunked, but *that* coupled with his relationship with his dad and some repeated themes in the monster designs I always though Alex being deeply closeted was the obvious read.

04.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't actually finish most games I buy. I didn't even finish Hollow Knight. But Shakra shipping saw me through to every ending of Silksong.

03.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck.

03.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

Some of those channels are self-managed by adult actors.

...I-I would guess...

20.01.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you have to clean out Matoya's basement a thousand times to get that shirt too?

17.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The #dwarffortress soundtrack.

14.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The desire sensor cannot know what I want because I just do whatever and don't pay attention.

I never wishlist anything.

Sometimes I notice a better charm in my inventory that's been there for weeks.

It has no power over me and vents its frustration on others.

I will not be stopped.

14.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Silent Hill: Homecoming.

13.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Signs (and bits resellers) point to yes.

13.01.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, its *very* hard plastic.

I used to think nothing would get in the way between me and an ugly mold line but evidently my limit is one-piece pewter and battletech plastic.

I wish they'd release them in disassembled multi-part kits.

09.01.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Over here Rogers will occasionally completely shot the bed and be completely unable to resolve a website with a regular told ipv4 address, but anybody that has ipv6 like YouTube or Google work fine so you spend a couple of hours thinking it's just that site you like that's down and not your modem.

07.01.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Ragnarok's hint system is any indication it'll activate itself immediately any time you aren't pressing something.

06.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the repurposed podling puppets and knew, at last, that Dark Crystal is dead. :(

06.01.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's WebNovel.

06.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Massive marketing push.
Expansion Pack Required.
Custom casted banana cartridge plastic.
Then they slap on a label that's just SNES era DKC promo art with a 64 stamped on it.
It was the best of times.

30.12.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.12.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Drums in the distance...

23.12.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I died in it quite a few times before the first rework. Wish I had a clip of the time I got bounced by a frog splash into a geyser into another geyser into another frog aoe and into the drink, it was hilarious.

But they nerfed it into nothing because apparently it was still too hard for trusts.

18.12.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Divine Shadow has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

04.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they just didn't know what to do with him. The novels present the idea he made a good impression in the federation during negotiations on the station, but that's beta canon.

Either way maybe they didn't want to be seen throwing him back into a lab while the Federation was visiting.

03.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That the Bajorans want to keep him there after the Cardassians leave is presented as them liking him - though that would make him the only person the resistance 'liked' that the provisional government didn't try to give a ministerial position to...

03.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like Neccesary Evil covers a lot of this

He does have a complicated history with the occupation and being placed in charge of station security represented a major expansion of his autonomy and rights but even at that point a relatively meek Odo calls Dukat out on how unjust the occupation is

03.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Riggs even mentions in the book that he's conscious of these accounts being somewhat damning because he couldn't get Williams to interview for it, but he at least takes the time to point out that under her the employees got paid and got paid on time, which TSR had a problem with before her.

01.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out it was a modem from my isp. No idea why they sent me one.

28.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came home from groceries to a door tag that they left because I needed to be present for a delivery I had no idea was coming or who from.

When looking up the tag number evidently neither did they.

Showed up the following Monday and they had no problem leaving it on the doorstep that time.

28.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the World Series.

24.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find follow me has a use, if I'm at a bunker or, more often, want to lure the other divers into my car.

24.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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