Mine doesn’t have a docking station. How old is your electric toothbrush?

I’m trying to avoid oversharing

British porn?

Only via male mates and exes

So the wank sock is very much on my radar. I just don’t use socks myself 😀

I don’t need ID for any websites. I imagine this might be a porn requirement?

Frozen pizza’s girlfriends.

I’m also curious, although it’s unlikely to aid me in any way.

No fanny will have him?

I’ve never heard of Pup.

I only watched the one with Bez in it, for obvious reasons.

But how do you measure from their hads to their solves??

I wonder why you’re surprised at this outcome.

Given the behaviour of previous radio presenters, I’d say they should be on camera at all times!

I’ve seen a house fly. I’ve seen a horse fly…

I’ve seen a peanut stand, I’ve seen a rubber band, I’ve seen a needle that winked its eye…

But I’ve been, done, seen about everything, when I see an elephant fly!

I’ve never forgotten a childhood friend declaring, “My dad’s a prostitute!”

I have been bitten by a horsefly. Horrible bastards!

Also, I live in Scotland and the really scary spiders seem to live in sunnier climes?

Well, I guess my early impressions of Birmingham were having to get off a National Express coach to wander around Digbeth, which may have skewed my opinion of Birmingham.

Also, I certainly haven’t been everywhere.

But I’m from Barnsley and prefer that to Birmingham, which can’t be good!

Someone has to empty the dog shit bins, which strikes me as a job way worse than a video games tester!

Does anyone get paid to test sex toys?

I’m too mature to even understand this opinion. Video games? At my age?

What? There are UK spiders that actually bite humans?

I’m no expert, as you can tell, but the monsters you mention sound far too big and scary for me to go anywhere near! 🕷️

I am desperately uncool and don’t care anymore 😊

Of course he did! I’d rather live anywhere but Birmingham. He was probably desperate for enough cash to move out.

No idea, but I didn’t hand any merits in either and never got an award at school.

How f*cking cool am I? Shame nobody at school noticed.

Yet it never did!

Well, the job market has changed. My parents got free tuition and maintenance grants (I mean, they were a pittance but people managed), but getting a degree was a gateway to having a career. (For context, this was the late 1960s, and people resented paying tax to educate girls, e.g. my mum.)

Dear me! I hadn’t quite realised how exclusive university has become. Appalling!

Oh, that is bad. I am in favour of funded tuition and proper grants. Those were scrapped when I was young myself. The non-privileged students got jobs to cope financially. Maybe something part-time?

That’s what I mean. Mel and Kim did Respectable. Mel and Sue are a very different act.

However, when I read, “Mel and Sue”, I thought, “But one of them is dead!” because I thought of Mel and Kim.

I don’t suspect any malice either.

That was Mel and Kim, or has this been a joke I’ve just ruined? I ask because I genuinely made this mistake myself when I first read the fess.

If we’re discussing pedantry, your preferred song should be called Who Made Whom?