I accept that my laser printer must periodically perform strange rituals inside its guts in order to continue to live forever and never require new toner. I just wish it didn't need to happen at 2am on a Tuesday. I assume it's something to do with the moon but it's disruptive to my sleep schedule.

My Dad is Dracula (and a Golem) 🗿 #webcomics #art

Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds

Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds

ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

we should have known noam chomsky would be associates with jeffery epstein. they both had a shared interest in email

Doodled Some Gorls.
Ft. Pumpkinpotion

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”

Make Art (1/4)

did they finally cast you as bal man????

buying gendered stores for my kids from the hypergender dimension.

sorry, i meant to say "oy is that one of those sprays you put on wounds?"

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

PREQUEL

its like people are more familiar to folks than things forged of steel and grease

i thought this was a wound spray

Page translated Dutch to English Undo NEWS There is more poison in baby food sold than expected. 'Be careful Food pollution Alarm bells rang when the toxic substance cereulide turned out to be in baby food. Recalls followed worldwide, France began investigating the deaths of two babies. Although the contamination generally seemed limited, a passing-on shows that the safe limit has been widely exceeded. Steven Frölke 9 February 2026 at 16:44 Reading time 4 minutes

h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?

Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Um bosque, com alguns homens à espreita atrás de árvores, mal-encarados e com armas na mão - punhal, porrete. Texto: “BOSQUE COM MALFEITORES”. 2) O mesmo bosque, sem ninguém escondido atrás de árvores. Texto: “BOSQUE SEM MALFEITORES.” 3) Vários homens mal-encarados e armados - os mesmos do primeiro quadrinho, mas num espaço sem árvores. Texto: “MALFEITORES SEM BOSQUE.” 4) Um rei examinando 3 cartões à sua frente. Ele diz: “Fico em dúvida…os três parecem ótimos.”

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fair enough.

"oy mista, could you 'ave remembered my name at least?" Im so sorry May Rin... Meirin... *looks it up* May-Rin?

a girl with red hair is wearing glasses and a blue and white outfit ALT: a girl with red hair is wearing glasses and a blue and white outfit

i fucking love that red haired lady from black butler.

erm, theyre actually brown.

Senator Jacky Rosen @rosen.senate.gov: I won't support additional funding for ICE unless we put guardrails in place to make sure ICE is better trained and actually focused on making our communities safer. 5:10 PM Feb 9, 2026

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants WASHINGTON-In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration... theonion.com

a library for cocks

yeah whatever the fuck maj just said

(my parents, creating a monster) haha we told you we can see a cross on your forehead when you're lying, and now you tried to cover it up so we can tell you're lying

what my screen looks like after my friends repeat a thing i said incorrectly and laugh

babe does this misogyny make my butt look big