Paladin Posting

WE USED TO KILL FASCISTS

KNIGHTLY ACTIVITIES

AS A THANKING AND OFFERING FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THOU HAST OFFERED ME, I RETURN WITH A NAME BY WITH YOU MIGHT KNOW ME

- HELENA

THIS IS MIGHTY AND BRILLIANT

A two panel black and white comic. In the first panel, Berath stands tall in front of the Watcher and says "O CEASELESS WATCHER / THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOYEUR / CHECK OUT THIS KITTY CAT." In the second panel, she offers a tiny undead cat in her massive hand to the Watcher.

There are characters that fit this better than Berath but the visual was WAY funnier. #pillarsofeternity

POPE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED, HATING AMERICAN POLITICIANS

“I would peel oranges for you”

THE COLD OF MY ARMOUR MIGHT SHIELD THEE FROM A SUMMERS SCORN.

FINGERS IN GLOVES OF WAR ART NOT FITTED TO GENTLE CARE, BUT I BEG THEE FIND THE LOVE IN MY CLUMSY HANDS

THE OTHER PLACE HATH SHADOW BANISHED ME. I KNOW NOT WHAT THAT MEANS PERSAY, BUT ALAS I STILL POSSESS MY KEEP IN THIS EVER BLUE SKY

^_^ HII !!!!

*divine smites thee*

HAHA :3

THE PALADIN IS STRUGGLING WITH RENT AT THIS TIME. PRITHEE FIND THE KOFI LINK WITHIN MY STRAWPAGE (BIO) IF THOU HATH SOMETHING TO GIVE. I LOVE ALL THEE DEARLY

I LIKE THEE NOT

NEVER HAD I EVER HAD A QUESTION THAT CHATGPT COULD HELP ME WITH. NEVER DO I BELIEVE IT COULD DO THINGS I DEEM WORTHY NEEDING IT FOR

GODS PUNISH THIS TYPE OF GLUTTONY. I SUPPORT THEE REGARDLESS

BEING IN A HET RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT MAKE THEE STRAIGHT. THOU ART BI AND ARE QUEER NO MATTER THY PARTNER

DO NOT DISAPPOINT

IN THIS NEW YEAR KISS ONE OR MANY OF A SIMILAR GENDER TO THINE!!!! THIS IS THY QUEST.

COULDST THOU FUCK OFF

YES

I LOVE WOMEN IN ARMOUR

I ALSO WANT A FREE PALESTINE

THOU WILT NOT LIKE THEM

DO I LOOK LIKE A HALFLING GREEN TEEN SCOUT TO THEE?

🫡

… ride what

I AM A LESBIAN

MILORD DO NOT CALL ME “OOMF”. I LITERALLY YEARN FOR THEE

I HATETH GUNS ON PRINCIPLE AND IDEOLOGY.

THEY TOO ART WOMEN ART THEY NOT?

LIKE SO I MIGHT FIND MY PEOPLE

algorithm post to find moots w shared interests <3

HONOUR
JUSTICE
ILLMATER
WOMEN
MAIDENS
KNIGHTS
CHIVALRY
STRENGTH
FAITH
LARGE SWORDS
TOWER SHIELDS
KITE SHIELDS
DEVOTION
MILORD
WOMEN
WOMEN KNIGHTS
LESBIANISM