Sign outside strip club reading "The Penthouse: The Gulf of Canada has a nice ring" with traffic and a street in the background.

Ditto

Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!

Pretty much sums it up.

“The scariest words in the English language are ‘I’m from the private sector and I’m here to maximize efficiency.’”

Reuters March 10 headline reading, “US stock market loses $4 trillion in value as Trump plows ahead on tariffs”

Remember, you can’t spell “tariffs” without “ffs.”

American culture can be quirky. Let’s hope it remains true to form.

Screenshot from "Letter from our correspondent" in "Papua New Guinea Courier"

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

Lovely to hear today, for the first time in years, Billy Ocean’s popular abduction anthem ‘Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car.’ #nostalgiarush #childofthe80s #kidnapping

It is great to see @murray.senate.gov on this list helping to hold the line on sanity.

Where is @cantwell.senate.gov? Missing in action again.

On this day in 1982, R.E.M. played Nightclub 9:30 in Washington, D.C. They had a band-name playoff with a local band also named R.E.M., with the audience deciding who should get to keep the R.E.M. name. No need to state which band won. The other band became Egoslavia. 1/2

One song told me that love will keep us together and another song told me that love will tear us apart so I grabbed my rifle and I took to the hills

The reason we have DEI is because we were not hiring on merit in the first place. Hope this helps. 🍏

if i time it just right, i can get the half time key change breakdown in Born To Run to peak just at the moment of government insolvency

Me: Everybody likes Franz Ferdinand
Elaine gives me a look
Me: I mean the band, geez

The Empire Strikes Back but it’s the most mediocre assholes in the galaxy

2001: "I paid $0.99 for this Linkin Park song to be my ringtone."

2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."

No one listens to me about installing trap doors in the floor. It's been deemed constitutionally permissible by several scholars.

I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

The filibuster seems fun honestly. You could just read the lyrics to flagpole sitta again and again

all proposed legislation these days is effectively “the laws we already have but this time we really really mean it you guys”

You and I are not the same. When you exit a small public restroom after stinking it up, you probably don’t have to worry about the person who has been waiting to use it next telling you “I’m a big fan!”

Rotary Tool xkcd.com/3047

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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.