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notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec

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i would love to write a letter again. I need a penpal. do people still do that

15.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

silly

15.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely. born rebel

15.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's a Pomapoo, Pomeranian and poodle. he needs a haircut

15.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

smoking under bridges. punk

15.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sammy, I know he needs a haircut. he is a Pomapoo and his fluff is silky soft.

Sammy, I know he needs a haircut. he is a Pomapoo and his fluff is silky soft.

I really love this little nerd

15.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh what a time to be alive (shitty)

15.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
big Bird on a horse drawn carriage saying, we ride at dawn bitches!

big Bird on a horse drawn carriage saying, we ride at dawn bitches!

how I feel quite often

12.10.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I am 5'4" and you're absolutely right ๐Ÿ‘

15.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

buspar also

15.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't make me hit you with this coffee cup
I will get away with it
I will say you got mugged

14.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the best thing about cats is they ignore you all day, pretend you're trash but at night they curl up in your armpit and purr while you sleepily stroke their head

16.11.2024 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1443    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
two adult sized yip yips, costumes

two adult sized yip yips, costumes

dressing for the job I want

14.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm telling you. a chihuahua with a grudge could be a trained assassin. when they're mad look out. committed to the bit

14.10.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yo

14.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is a flatulent day for America

14.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump didn't like that one where he had like 3 hairs and neck vag? this made my whole day

14.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so glad you have no idea

14.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sssssh

14.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the yip yips from sesame Street

the yip yips from sesame Street

dressing for the job I want

14.10.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 212    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
puddins

puddins

his majesty (no kings)

14.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aaargh WHYYYY

14.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crap. crap crap crap. exactly, why use Oscar Isaac if you're gonna cover his face and put him in an idiotic. Hollywood is so dumb. I get why he took the money but he's so much better than this shit

14.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he WAS green. ugh

14.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reluctantly crouched at my desk at nine
coffee, and meeting, bored out of my mind

the time card punching, the phone lines up
yearning, and burning, need another cup

reckless, and farting around on bluesky
blurting, and flirting, and no idea why

...

24.01.2024 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
the church lady from SNL, which was Dana Carvey, captioned good morning sinners

the church lady from SNL, which was Dana Carvey, captioned good morning sinners

logging on

14.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's true

14.10.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

x men apocalypse was a fucking disgrace. using Oscar Isaac, but turning him green. why even have him in the movie? (I feel the same about him in star wars too. fuck Hollywood)

14.10.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

coffee going in
first things first
1. is he dead yet
2. notifications

14.10.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not you ๐Ÿ™‚

14.10.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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