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Kaleb Horton post, September 14, 2017:

I'm gonna practice writing some sentences I would never say:

1) Wow, just survived my first truly epic party in Ibiza!

2) Wow, just went to my first funeral in Ibiza!

3) Oh no, I've been implicated in the killing of a DJ in Ibiza!

4) Help, I'm stuck in a jail cell in Ibiza and I can't afford the bail but also, you know what, even though I admit I don't remember much of that night and I was groggy for the funeral, I'm pretty sure I saw that DJ loading up his equipment and muttering something conspiratorially to a man next to him wearing a blue jumpsuit and smoking a cigarette, who kind of eyed me suspiciously before I went back inside, and if you find the jumpsuit man for me, we can get to the bottom of this and I'll be back in the states in no time, but first you gotta get your ass over here because they're yelling at me and I don't know how much longer I'm going to last in here because they've been denying me water.

Kaleb Horton post, September 14, 2017: I'm gonna practice writing some sentences I would never say: 1) Wow, just survived my first truly epic party in Ibiza! 2) Wow, just went to my first funeral in Ibiza! 3) Oh no, I've been implicated in the killing of a DJ in Ibiza! 4) Help, I'm stuck in a jail cell in Ibiza and I can't afford the bail but also, you know what, even though I admit I don't remember much of that night and I was groggy for the funeral, I'm pretty sure I saw that DJ loading up his equipment and muttering something conspiratorially to a man next to him wearing a blue jumpsuit and smoking a cigarette, who kind of eyed me suspiciously before I went back inside, and if you find the jumpsuit man for me, we can get to the bottom of this and I'll be back in the states in no time, but first you gotta get your ass over here because they're yelling at me and I don't know how much longer I'm going to last in here because they've been denying me water.

Also, as I hope plenty of Kaleb Horton writing examples have also shown throughout the day...goddamn the man was funny. His Twitter stretch showed that but when he wanted to go longform, my god. Thus:

27.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism β€œIndicators” New order targets β€œanti-Christian,” β€œanti-American,” and β€œanti-capitalism” opinions

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," β€œanti-Christian,” and β€œanti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

27.09.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3368    πŸ” 1478    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 577
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Tea with the #spacegirl energy in volume 4 of the #Yu-Gi-Oh #manga

25.09.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was aware of just how male dominated the information ecosystem was, but I didn't realize just how impactful the downstream effects were. There's a lot of headshaking, sighing, and rage in these pages.

25.09.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever wanted to read a cringe love story set in the #Helldivers universe? Somebody surely has, so I wrote one!

25.09.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chapter 2 - Nuclear Date Night

Featuring my favorite mission in the game, set on my favorite planet, with my favorite Space Cadet! πŸͺπŸ’™πŸ“š
www.fanfiction.net/~dylanwrites...
substack.com/@dylanwrites...

25.09.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I am eagerly awaiting Dark Magician's reveal… )

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All in all, it hooked me! It delivers a drip-feed of something dark and mysterious surrounded by edgy teenage power-fantasy - which really what more could you ask for as a moody kid? I've got volume two on the stack - and I can't wait to keep reading.

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big story beats, like Shadi's intrusion into Yugi's mind and Kaiba's defeat to Yugi all happen more or less as you would expect them - but with an art style that is much more fitting to Yu-Gi-Oh than the questionable animation of the cartoon.

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The story doesn't align to the anime 1-1, and has a bit of a slow ramp up. The iconic cards aren't introduced until midway through the volume, and fade away almost immediately. Characters are all over the place with personalities, but fill similar roles to the show.

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The anime has a dark edge, but is very sanitized for American children. The manga (so far) has that same edge, but a touch less restraint and censorship, and significantly more violence.

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty new to #manga - only really started digging into it this year. Yu-Gi-Oh will be the second larger series I'm tackling.

And boy is it different.

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yu-Gi-Oh is one of the childhood cartoons that really left its marks on me. It spurred an interest in Egypt that led me to Rome and Greece, it hooked me into trading card games for life, and gave me some of my favorite video games of all time (none of them particularly good).

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, let me talk briefly about #Yu-Gi-Oh

24.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grab something from the genre, expand your horizons πŸͺπŸ’™πŸ“š

24.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like anything worth doing, Afrofuturism challenges its reader to grow. It presents new takes on old ideas, forces you to confront challenging topics, doesn't restrain itself for a western English-speaking population, while also making for some really cool sci-fi.

24.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Built on a backbone of contrasts, it mixes past with future, religion with science, and trauma with hope. The outcome is a flavorful stew that adds much needed depth to a genre dominated by bland, neo-western corporate dystopias about white dudes shooting aliens in space.

24.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Loved it. #Afrofuturism is what has been missing from the broader science fiction ecosystem. A genre pulled together from every form of media - with legendary influences like Sun Ra, Bell Hooks, and Wesley Snipes.

24.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shout out to #Yu-Gi-Oh

24.09.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Loving this

24.09.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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😒

24.09.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Custom Oregon Plate TEEHEE was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #TEEHEE

20.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Basil Rathbone standing on some brick steps outside of his home. He's wearing an overcoat that comes down below his knee. He's also wearing what appears to be gray trousers and black dress shoes.

Basil Rathbone standing on some brick steps outside of his home. He's wearing an overcoat that comes down below his knee. He's also wearing what appears to be gray trousers and black dress shoes.

A Suitsupply model wears a navy "overcoat," which barely reaches mid-thigh. He pairs it with a navy turtleneck, gray pleated trousers, and black shoes.

A Suitsupply model wears a navy "overcoat," which barely reaches mid-thigh. He pairs it with a navy turtleneck, gray pleated trousers, and black shoes.

The effect of car dependency: in 1940, Basil Rathbone was photographed wearing an overcoat outside his home. As more men relied on cars, overcoats became shorter to accommodate drivers. Today, the right is marketed as an "overcoat," even if it would've been considered more sport coat length in 1940.

20.09.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4277    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 37

It's funny how eating well makes you feel well. Wish somebody could remind me of this fact when I'm feeling depressed.

21.09.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police cameras tracked one driver 526 times in four months, lawsuit says Flock Safety says it has become β€œthe largest public-private safety network” in the country.

β€œI think it’s startling to see how many data points just driving your car through one city can add up to,” EFF’s @MGuariglia.bsky.social told @NBCNews.com. β€œIt’s still unnerving to get a real concrete idea how ALPRs are essentially mass surveillance.”
www.nbcnews.com/tech/securi...

18.09.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Made it to max level in #Helldivers2 this week. I'm officially a Super Private πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

18.09.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of Invisible Women, by Caroline Criado Perez

Cover of Invisible Women, by Caroline Criado Perez

My most recent read - Invisible Women.
The way society centers men in every way, from the small things like height standards for cupboards to the big things like whether someone is a candidate for surgery, has always horrified me. Women are half the population! WTF!
Read this book! πŸ“šπŸ’™ #Booksky

17.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Helldivers!
I've had the absolute privilege to spread almost 150 levels of managed democracy with my partner and its inspired me to put down the Liberator and pick up the pen! πŸͺπŸ’™πŸ“š

I hope you'll enjoy chapter 1 of Love & Liberty - A #Helldivers Love Story

open.substack.com/pub/dylanwri...

15.09.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you take those bastards down? I've had little luck :P

15.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been a minute since I've done any #writing πŸ’™πŸ“š but I've got something going up today that I'm pretty happy with 🫑

15.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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