@jimilsung.bsky.social
Scampi Fry enjoyer. Dog hater. All views expressed are that of my employer Pets At Home.
Can’t be arsed with Bluesky either.
Bin.
They’ve conceded a goal to a hun called Cyril.
Fold the club.
Just bought these off your dad
22.01.2025 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is @coffeezilla.bsky.social moonlighting as #Daredevil?
20.01.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rest In Power king #DavidLynch
16.01.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers
15.01.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna start drafting a letter to Gerry Adams for a loan.
15.01.2025 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, I’ve just joined the NK News membership and was wondering with regards to the podcast - is there an RSS feed so I can get the premium episodes in the Apple Podcasts app or would they need to be played off the NK News website? Cheers
15.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That plane not hitting the ground a bit harder is one of life’s great injustices.
15.01.2025 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
XIAO HONG SHUUU
15.01.2025 04:55 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing work
11.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jim’s gonna end up forcing the match day catering team to be ordering pies that have just gone past their best by dates to get a better deal
11.01.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The BBC have deducted 4 goals because they’re cheating bastards #city
11.01.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you taken a bite out of the one 2nd from top?
07.01.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.01.2025 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Have you tried the ‘tame’ jalapeños? Handy for a fancy breakfast where you want the flavour without any spice
05.01.2025 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s been snowing, lads.
05.01.2025 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘Trying to get bites’ as he’s chomping away at the bait.
They’re the smoothest of brains up there.
Are they still persisting with using Twitter as a platform where people can advertise jobs?
Imagine those metrics - ‘we’ve had 5 applications for the job and one of them, ‘HitlerWasRight’ is DMing asking if he’s got an interview’
Imagine my disappointment at realising there’s normally only 2
28.12.2024 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That film was my first exposure to tits on telly (shortly before I watched keys & grey for the first time).
28.12.2024 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It must sting. You get your finest string vest, load the pickup with confederate flags and spend days abusing families trying to go to Disney to get mugged off by the only media you trust as being a govt plant.
28.12.2024 22:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Orangemen.
Among the worst humans ever to have lived
It’s the textbook example for the ‘Heartbreaking:…’ meme.
28.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Christmas Bottom, as is tradition.
25.12.2024 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t had frazzles in years. I’m not massively into crisps but there’s a few I do like. I used to like the red Doritos but they’ve fucked them up big time.
25.12.2024 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried to justify them as being less than a bag of walkers but that was comparing a 27g bag of scampi fries to a ‘per 100g’ on a bag of walkers.
In the interest of seeing my birthday (Feb) maybe I’ll stick to the one packet tonight
My sister got me these weird crisps too - they’re rock hard and have absolutely no flavour to them.
25.12.2024 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d eat them all day, I love them.
One of the only things the China virus didn’t destroy the taste of.
Kids are in bed, I’ve got some Guinness in the fridge and I’m about to get horse into these.
What will kill me first - gout or heart disease?
