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I thought this was @theonion.com but my local Taco Bell had it on their menu. Could this be excessive? Yes. Will it be worth it? I don't know, but I'm going to give it the old college try.
This might take a bit of time.

if i am elected President we will drone strike one C-Suite at Rockstar Games for every additional day GTA 6 is delayed

It was me. I ruined the workplace. I am like SO sorry. I sent all your wives evidence of your multiple affairs and grindr logins. I found out where you were stealing from the accounts and secretly recorded you telling racist jokes to the new guys. Big yikes on the video of you stealing my lunchables

Dude sounds like he's trying to edgy, but sounds like an idiot.

Any Bajoran that votes Benjamin Sisko for Emissary, a proven and self professed BAJORAN HATER, is a stupid person!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

My dogs do this.
"Hooman, I am starving. I will call the ASPCA."
As there is a bowl of food in front of them.

Fireworks in LA indicate the Dodgers won the series.

No, it's normal for a person to want to have a tactical tricycle.

Sharpening skills is already being done with AD being seen for unusual (for age group) medical issues.
Young troops being seen for kidney issues no family hx of; which usually affects peds/geriatric patients.
I'm still weirded out that I'm one of the younger pt being seen at my VA renal clinic.

This is what an MTF needs is a higher patient acuity with little staffing increase. s/

And DHA can't depend on .mil staff to fill roles because of Optempo.
Even without the Medicare population, there is enough DoD pop. being seen for unusual (for age group) issues. (See toxic exposures)

Read Hope Never Dies. I thought it was a good read. I remember listening to the audio book, and the voice acting leaned into the cheesiness.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Nailed it.

This is good news.

So, the E-3 living in the shitty bricks, eating take out because the DFAC is closed for sanitary, and trying to send money back to family, is SOL.

Or the HN single parent who has to rely on SNAP because existing costs way too much. And is set to deploy soon is also SOL.

I hate this.

As government shutdown persists, ICE agents are among the still-paid employees receiving ‘super checks’ including lost pay and overtime | Fortune Public finance expert Linda Bilmes says the “arbitrariness” of who gets paid and who doesn’t during shutdowns exposes the “dysfunction” of the budget approval process.

They found money to pay the ICE thugs, but not to feed the kids…

fortune.com/2025/10/22/g...

Growing up, my parents' peers were auntie and uncle. Hell, my kids refer to my best friends as uncle and auntie.

The comments in the actual article are very racist. Also, tell me you don't have a family (in all definitions) without telling me you don't have a family.

Speaking as a dude who has a yearly family reunion, "aunt" and "uncle" fill a role, what the fuck are you supposed to call all those other older people you're vaguely related to, do you think there's someone running around with an org chart saying who's a second cousin thrice removed or something

"No, no, no. The GOP doesn't cheat." Actively pushing against Prop 50.

Also, it's funny how he is butthurt by....an ad. And they call us snowflakes.

I've been getting fliers about Prop 50. And I love analyzing them. From the color choices, to who is represented on them, and the font used. And who are the ads appealing to.

And weirdly I've been getting NYC political ads on YouTube.

an adorable baby bison with long legs, a chonky body and no neck

you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin

This shitbag just wants to cosplay as a cool guy. Meanwhile, the sailors maintaining the jets and equipment, and the Os flying them, are not getting paid.

I hope he puked or passed out.

POV: The new singer of the Reading Rainbow theme song and the new host of Reading Rainbow meet for the first time in Canada 🥹📚🌈

Video Description:
Mychal and Bukola meet for the first time! They joyfully dance to the Reading Rainbow theme song, sung by Bukola ✨

youtube.com/@kidzuko?feature=shared

i’m just so mad because if we absolutely had to elect an unqualified media personality to be president we should have gone with either of the guys from CAR TALK

How is this shit ethical? I still have peers that are in and are not too happy about this.

I love history. And objects can tell stories. The East Wing held many stories, and items within it told more stories.

Now the epstein ballroom just tells a story of a whiny bitch who destroyed a piece of history to compensate for his tiny...hands.

I wonder if the govt will claim the money back in one lump sum without any warning. Thanks S-1.

"Hooman, how absolute dare you leave me here? I have Sarah McLachlan on speed dial."