courtesy of the Lincoln Project, here’s a fun stroll down memory lane. here’s the video of Donny, last July, flanked by various administration goons and flunkies, swearing on the holiest of holies that he would never, ever, ever harm a single hair on the East Wing’s head.
“it won’t interfere with the current building. it’ll be near it but not touching it. and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of. it’s my favorite.”
oh gee, who even knew that Donny had a favorite wing of the White House — the east one. yeah, right. just like Cokey McSniffles is his favorite son. totally credible remark.
so, it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs and hush money and his Ukraine phone call and a hurricane and covid and the election and his height and his weight and his golf scores and his magically regenerated ear also lied to us about preserving the East Wing.
I’m fucking shocked, I tell you. how did we Nazi this coming?
OH LOOK, THE LYING FUCKFACE LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING LIED ABOUT NOT BULLDOZING THE EAST WING. OH NOES, MY FAITH IN WHAT THE CONVICTED FELON (34 COUNTS!) SAYS MIGHT "FINALLY" BE SHATTERED. (BECAUSE HE LIES!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oACFDP
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I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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real #TRUTHSOCIAL: 👇
TYVM for the post @aussies3.bsky.social
#BlueCrew #CharlieKirk #democracy #resistance #StopGunViolence #StopHate #StopPoliticalViolence #StrongerTogether #UnitedWeStand
11.09.2025 18:00 — 👍 30 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 1
Hey #DOGE - here's a cost savings idea for the American people - DON'T HAVE US PAY TO TRANSPORT CHARLIE KIRK'S BODY/CASKET HOME VIA AIR FORCE 2.
Just a thought. (With a prayer included.)
11.09.2025 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That's quite a droop on the right side, eh?
11.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
RIP Charlie Kirk. May all who mourn find solace in knowing that he believed gun deaths were “worth it,” “prudent,” and “rational.”
11.09.2025 01:29 — 👍 1636 🔁 320 💬 61 📌 10
Incite violence, reap violence.
This is today's PSA.
End of message.
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All it takes is one word.
KARMA.
11.09.2025 14:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poor kids nowadays will never know how to smack gum, pop their hips, or say, "Kiss my grits!" the right way ever again.
Let's all take a moment of silence.
11.09.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And fuck-all if I'm lowering my flags.
10.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every time I see her I have to do the sign of the cross.
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YouTube video by Tootsie Roll
Tootsie Roll Commercial - "How Many Licks" NEW 2025
Can't wait to see how the MAGAts turn this into a far left conspiracy.... youtu.be/M4heoZVzhKI
09.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Orwellian Times
05.09.2025 12:49 — 👍 392 🔁 136 💬 8 📌 4
Nothing says, "Hey international companies, bring your manufacturing to the US" like arresting 475 workers at a Hyundai (70% of whom are South Korean).
05.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 24216 🔁 6671 💬 704 📌 275
So much greatness.
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05.09.2025 09:39 — 👍 88 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0
Too little neck, too fucking late to stick it out. Amazing the balls that grow on these people when they know they are on their way out the door.
#Pathetic
05.09.2025 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A mom who is a legal US citizen gets separated from her family by ICE GOONS after getting back home from a family vacation.
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Just To Put Things In Perspective
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😡😡😡😡
31.08.2025 12:22 — 👍 760 🔁 387 💬 35 📌 26
What a dangerous criminal! We must get rid of him! (And then turn our heads & not count the DUI's that got hidden under the rug for several of those sitting on Capitol Hill....)
31.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Scoop: Trump tragically found alive! World in mourning for what could have been.
30.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 263 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1
I seriously think I'm going to have to rejoin Twixxer just to read the @governor.ca.gov Press Office posts.
20.08.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Administration Live Updates: House Moves Up Summer Break to Avoid Epstein Vote
House Moves Up Summer Break to Avoid Epstein Vote www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Whatcha hiding there, Mikey boy??
22.07.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a man in a camouflage shirt is wearing a belt with the letters tr3
ALT: a man in a camouflage shirt is wearing a belt with the letters tr3
Am I the only one who flinches whenever they show the Oval Office now because of all the yellow & gaudy looking "gold" shit the man has command stripped to the walls & fireplace??
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