Kay Banks

I'm not fun at parties unless the party involves playing triva pursuit, then I'm a blast!

Conspiracy idea: sloths aren't real. They're just elaborate Jim Henson Muppets

By being condescending and stop making eye contact

did america vote to stop suicide prevention efforts for veterans?

you think he was like, "My heart goes out to you." I underhanded, and then he was like this no softball situation. The mustache man knew how to do it right (alt right)

Sleepy kitty waking up with me in the morning

Going through my fb post history is like watching old snl episodes. I don't get the reference, but I'm sure it was a cheap joke for the events that were current at that time.

I just thought he had no lips

I watched a tiktok about growing up once. Didn't like it.

That was the shortest tolerance break I've ever been mandated to take

Citizens United vs. Fec really made our u.s. government think that companies are people deporting tiktok like that

My last tiktok I watched was a cat fighting for his life to take the biggest poop. Which in weird way, feels like a metaphor about tiktok in America.

That's Mormon mingle

Philosophy is just us gaslighting each other about existence (just my philosophy, call me a nihlist)

In a way, watching Squid Games 2 felt like it was a recap of 2024. But slightly less violent

I could be wrong, but I think the first step to having a great mustache is to not have an upper lip.

You know you're dyslexic when 1 half of your labia falls asleep, and your first thought is, "I'm I having a stroke?"

Every seat is a heated seat if you fart enough

I feel like it's warranted once a year between halloween and Christmas but have a "don't ask don't tell" policy. Also it's wisconsin. I wouldn't be surprised if the turkey had cheese in it.

I have succumbed to the demons named chocolate, carbs and the worst, pumpkin pie.

I imagine RFK Jr.'s favorite movie is the Lion King because of the animals, and the plot is relatable

Just my cat finding comfort on the couch

"All this science I don't understand it's just my job 5 days a week
Rocket man"
you shouldn't be in a rocket. If you don't understand science

The way the 3 branches of government is set up, it's like the founding fathers designed the world's longest game of rock paper scissors.

What if all the Greek gods and goddesses were just a really good story that ancient Greece put up statues and shrines for good story telling. Like what Philadelphia did with Rocky Balboa

Our cats look alike

The scientific community changed the pronunciation of Uranus. So now instead it being said as (your anus) and sounds like (urine is) and idk if that was the best move.

Matt Gaetz A.G nomination was so short-lived that he might have said fu€k it #MattGaetz

Whenever someone decides to hold the door for me and I'm more than 4 feet away, I stop and look at my phone instead of going to the door. Because that's too much expectation to handle from a stranger.

How many times did somebody say "sleep with Pamela Anderson" before the someone was like "okay make a wish, should only be for kids"