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@zerodaydadjokes.bsky.social

Cybersec nerd with a passion for terrible puns and clever wordplay. Antifascist. Space Karen can EABOD.

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I’m not a MSFT fanboy but this seems like an obvious niche to fill given their investments in security and their platform play.

30.11.2024 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Undoubtedly true (cost for tools/expertise will be less than the cost of a breach) but so many businesses of all sizes roll the dice anyway. Homeowner insurance is less costly than losing your home to fire, and we don’t see nearly the same indifference. Why? Mortgage companies require insurance.

30.11.2024 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had this discussion with a friend who owns his own dental practice. Businesses like that are juicy targets because they simply have zero security capabilities. The industry is failing to provide solutions for small businesses.

30.11.2024 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Follow @hackingbutlegal.bsky.social

She is brilliant and plugged into the InfoSec side of things.

30.11.2024 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gas leak has shut down one terminal at MCO. Predictably, chaos has ensued. We are trapped on the plane, and they are brining buses to move everyone to a different terminal.

29.11.2024 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Risky choice of the day: Taco Bell at Punta Cana airport before a flight.

29.11.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God is a myth. Sorry, but true. Religion was created by the powerful to control wealth and claim to control morality.

29.11.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Christ’s followers were actually Christ-like, this wouldn’t be an issue. Performative Christianity is THE. WORST.

29.11.2024 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just really funny.....
Credit to: fancy

29.11.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1549    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 5

Hillary beat Trump by a bigger margin than Trump beat Harris.

Why isn’t the corporate media hammering on this point all day every day?

28.11.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17456    πŸ” 3439    πŸ’¬ 665    πŸ“Œ 124
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I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day

You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff

28.11.2024 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23684    πŸ” 4427    πŸ’¬ 737    πŸ“Œ 140

About 1/3 of Americans voted for Harris. About 1/3 voted for Trump. About 1/3 didn’t vote. 67% of Americans were the problem.

29.11.2024 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No landslide: Analysis further shreds claim that Trump election victory is a 'mandate' Many supporters of President-elect Donald Trump have repeatedly described his narrow victory over Vice President Kamala Harris as a "mandate," and some have even used the word "landslide." But according to Cook Political Report, the size of Trump's win…
29.11.2024 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.

They’re about to find out.

29.11.2024 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 36433    πŸ” 8149    πŸ’¬ 1400    πŸ“Œ 537

Such a system would need a public watchdog to ensure the integrity of the code, and that the privacy and security of citizen data was paramount.

29.11.2024 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s an idea for DOGE: an estimated $20bln USD is lost from the US treasury to identity-theft based fraud each year. That number continues to grow. Build a strong identity platform that could serve as a foundation for secure voting as well as taxation.

29.11.2024 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are the sort that you give unplugged controllers to…

29.11.2024 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy and grateful to be alive and on BlueSky.

Phony Stark can suck it.

28.11.2024 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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