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This just in… finished the game… I think she forgot I’m a golden retriever!

So, @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social is excited because I’m gonna play Doki Doki for the first time ever. I’m gonna record it, I think, and maybe post it to YouTube. Something folks would be interested in watching?

And I love them. And she lets me die over and over again while I play and she tells me about her Skyrim family she’s building.

Twitch Twitch is the world

4 days in a row? But honestly, I'll probably be off stream for most of the rest of the game, intermittently playing where I can. Come hang out at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat

Twitch Twitch is the world

A DAY TIME STREAM!? Honestly, I haven't hit the point of playing Silksong off stream yet, so here I am again. Come hang out at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat

Mohrtal_Wombat - Twitch Mohr Silksong! Come hang out!

TWO DAYS IN A ROW!? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!? Come hang out at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat

Well, that was a blast. There will be more Silksong streaming in the future!

I got it on Switch early today! I’m hypeddddd. But I haven’t opened it just yet.

Looking to take on some #commissions rn 🤪🙏 if you’re interested please leave a comment saying so or dm me❤️

Ya girl is feeling extra poor rn between student loans & only working part time for now. 😭 I hate sounding desperate but I’m really depressed about it so any reposts are super appreciated🩷🩷🩷

I’ve decided that the song of the silk is too alluring. I will be streaming it tonight at 8EST! Tune in at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat

Update on Bud: He keeps losing weight, but he still has his personality… maybe even a little bit more. My food is now his food again. He will crawl under the covers, ideally between me and @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social (his ideal, not mine). But he’s still fighting.

You’re my true love… I just love Spider-Man in a fictional appreciation way. Like you feel about Meiko, Skyla, Etc.

So I found out today that this little guy is having kidney failure. My little Bud is 12, and I’m not ready for him to go. I’m gonna get all the cuddles and love I can before he’s gone.

I have forgotten I have Bluesky! But I just remembered! And I’m alive!

One of my favorite things about you is that a simple statement like this from you can be both terrifying AND have me hyped for you.

I’m alive! Drinking cider! In the sun!

Mohrtal_Wombat - Twitch I'm here to get to know you. Let's play games, laugh together, and just have a good time. I love your face, and I look forward to our memories we make.

Going Live with @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social for an April Fools day stream. There will be debauchery. Probably games. Who knows!? Come visit at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat!

Split Fiction was delightful last night. @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social was kind enough to bring her gremlin energy, and the community was wonderful. Much love, folks.

Mohrtal_Wombat - Twitch It's gonna be a game of Split Fiction with the LOVELY Monstergirlpiper.

Streaming with @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat! Come hang out!

On the one hand, I feel bad because I hate that you were that upset. On the other hand, I feel bad that I’m happy you’re here, like I gained from your sorrow. And on the third hand, I want to know where this third hand came from…

I strongly advise not.

Intrusive thoughts can be dangerous. Yes, the sharps container hole is arm sized. That doesn’t mean you should shove your arm in there. (Don’t worry, I try not to listen to my thoughts)

I dunno. Are you really that funny? (Kidding, you’re hilarious! (Please don’t kill me in my sleep!! ❤️))

I think I’ve offended a god of time. Every day drags. The seconds tick by ever slowly. What do you even sacrifice to a time god?

Two core memories unlocked today:
1) “I can’t wait… I can’t wait… I can’t wait to download the dinosaurs!” commercial.
2) Mitch Hedberg.

I’m continuously quoting both. I’m so sorry.

The bookstore is dangerous… I see all these books without a home and want to adopt them…

S’ok, as long as I’m worthy of you.

Love you too, but I’m still right. There’s better shows. Much. Much. Better.

Problem is hers is like a toaster. We’ve gotta figure out a way to get it more up to speed. >.<

Don’t watch the show. Save yourself. This isn’t Helluva good. Survive where I’ve lost my chance.