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I was doing a movie with Tsui Hark (and Oliver Stone's producer, A. Kitman Ho), back in 1997. A live action adaption of "Lupin III", that we would have done with Jim Carrey. Alex Ho (lovely, lovely man) ended up losing the rights, so it never happened. Craziest screenplay I ever wrote! #scriptsky

Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.

Running into expected copyright woes today. I’ll need to render out a few backups to see what works for youtube. The good news is that since it’s a series with a consistent look, I can apply whatever style changes I need from this first episode to all the others. Renders faster than the old days!

😮‍💨 Ok! After many rounds of puking and passing out between shifts, I’ve reached the end of the edit. Digimon in Translation will debut for patrons Thursday, and everyone else on Friday. I’d put it up earlier, but now Boston and I have to leave the apartment all day for a fumigation. My nerves. 😵‍💫

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

Thank you ♥️ , this is exactly what it’s like.

For now, I’ve been unable to keep food down for 4 days, but that used to happen to me when I had to go to the grocery store. That’s how bad my 2020 was. It seems ridiculous to me now. So, I know I can do this. After more videos go up without me getting doxxed or harassed, I will be stronger.

I have to believe that my nervous system will stop experiencing such severe attacks as I get used to creating again and (hopefully) reintroduce positive outcomes to the process. This is the way it has been for all the other normal life stuff I had to re-learn as PTSD gradually took it from me.

My eating disorder is kicking my ass today while I edit video.

It hurts so bad that a great source of happiness and fulfillment has been poisoned by trauma like this. I took so much abuse when I was relying on the work to survive, now it lives in my body. I had to give up creating at all for years.

It's crazy that the selling point of the "Naked Gun" reboot is nostalgia for the entire concept of "comedy" and "jokes." Remember "jokes"? Not riffs but actual planned, written jokes?

Last words about this today:

There is a loneliness epidemic. We're all struggling with it, including white, straight, cis men. And different groups require different approaches.

Calling it a "male loneliness epidemic." Is a bad faith repurposing of a larger societal issue to center it around men.

I don’t care if they get laid. I don’t. Because it’s not a right. YOU DON’T HAVE A RIGHT TO ANYONE ELSE’S BODY. EVER. You have a hand, motherfucker. We don’t have abortion! We don’t have effective rape or assault prosecution! Get over yourself!

All men have to do is be human beings. Learn to genuinely care about others and demonstrate that care, and stop centering your life and your ego around getting laid. It’s honestly pitiful that this is still some ppl’s focus given the hellscape we’re living in. Please get a fucking grip

Being a woman in the U.S. in 2025 is being a second-class citizen with no bodily autonomy and no pay equity and spending 10 years writing an essay about how casually men destroy women’s lives and not one day later, some fucker publishes a piece about how men not getting laid is a crisis

Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.

YouTube video by Chron Bon John Lance Reddick "I Wish I Was Levar Burton"

youtu.be/VpwyXURokKM?... who amongst us could deny

Big mood. I’ve gone from “I guess kids is something I’ll never have” to “Jesus Christ, I *would* only ever want to adopt anyway, I’m not bringing anybody new into this dangerous place.” And with my kentucky genes??? No thx.

That movie is so fucking insane, I would put it in easily the top five most fucking insane animated movies produced by Hollywood.

Nine days ain’t much to work with either! “I’m having a bad day!” The first and last 10 minutes of Oliver and Company are compelling, and you can throw the rest in the trash.

two men looking at a lamp with the words " erased from existence " above them ALT: two men looking at a lamp with the words " erased from existence " above them

Sikes and Clayton tied for Hardest disney cartoon death

that and the bad guy explodes in a FIERY TRAINCRASH

Absotively posulutely

In all seriousness, it’s not a great movie, but I think about the three sunrises, three sunsets, three days joke all the time.

If I work very hard, you might see some of Frontier in like six years lol

(Sorry my Patreon home page is still years out of date. I wanted to update the page once the new video was complete, so I will publish the new home page that reflects all these changes and goals along with a link to the first episode once it is published in a couple days. Exciting!)

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The first episode of my debut project "Digimon Adventure in Translation" drops this week, but you can also support me at www.patreon.com/c/weebservat... for early access to videos, info/peeks at active projects, exclusive access to reaction videos, and polls to decide future videos for the channel.

HAPPY DIGIMON DAY! Today is August 1st, which means it's time to announce my return to YouTube. I'll be launching multiple new video series this month, in better quality than I have ever been able to achieve before. Thank you to everyone who patiently supported me while I worked away at this thing.