The neighborhood theater is showing a chilling horror movie about a European beauty who marries a bloodthirsty, ancient, parasitic monster, and also Dracula.
07.02.2026 22:58 β π 65 π 22 π¬ 0 π 1@weebservations.bsky.social
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The neighborhood theater is showing a chilling horror movie about a European beauty who marries a bloodthirsty, ancient, parasitic monster, and also Dracula.
07.02.2026 22:58 β π 65 π 22 π¬ 0 π 1A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dookβ¦ Scratchy messy lettering around him reads βmaybe it will happen todayβ.
21.04.2025 14:46 β π 463 π 90 π¬ 6 π 5A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
07.02.2026 18:39 β π 8788 π 2723 π¬ 74 π 86I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
01.02.2026 16:08 β π 2972 π 726 π¬ 43 π 70βWhy, the beast has the appetite of a behemoth,β says the FFXVI NPC. βJust this very morn I found him with his nose buried in my nuts!β
you found him with his nose buried WHERE
07.02.2026 00:57 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads βMaybe it will happen todayβ.
06.02.2026 14:12 β π 1724 π 455 π¬ 19 π 12Digital drawing of a small beetle holding a color pencil between its jaws scribbling magenta hearts as they float off a piece of paper.
beetle is writing you a love letter π
05.02.2026 23:37 β π 4899 π 1609 π¬ 29 π 16DIGIMON STORY TIME STRANGER OUT FOR SWITCH IN JULY??? FINALLY! lord donβt put me down til August.
05.02.2026 15:03 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
04.02.2026 06:05 β π 24166 π 6172 π¬ 106 π 159You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
02.02.2026 22:21 β π 11425 π 3995 π¬ 40 π 28Itβs 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
02.02.2026 07:15 β π 8508 π 2684 π¬ 109 π 94CBS censored Billie Eilish saying βFuck ICEβ at the Grammys. Hereβs the uncensored version:
02.02.2026 04:12 β π 7915 π 2284 π¬ 93 π 76Full Bad Bunny speech
02.02.2026 02:25 β π 5437 π 1708 π¬ 69 π 205Griffin RapElroy
01.02.2026 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Game of Groans
31.01.2026 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. Thereβs a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. Thereβs an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading βMaybe it will happen todayβ
21.04.2025 14:44 β π 1202 π 294 π¬ 5 π 8If you arenβt aware of this, please listen. Make sure your friends know. Kon was amazing and deserves to be respected and remembered. Those who ripped him off should be publicly shamed. Make sure your non-animation friends know.
31.01.2026 05:48 β π 422 π 164 π¬ 6 π 2If by that he means a big gunmetal gray unfun Hollywood βkaijuβ movie then yes
31.01.2026 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It makes me sad to hear talented actors putting their whole gut into the most unexceptional Game of Thrones imitant dialogue possible, just dulcet tones chewing up the whitest bread.
31.01.2026 01:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is a very βlook at the bitch eating chipsβ complaint that I would not raise if the gameβs story was more specialer, but making Cid the Obi Wan is also the hackiest choice they could have made. Sneak that Cid in less obvious ways! Poor FFXVI wants to be cool and bland, to hang out with AssCreed.
31.01.2026 01:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I have not, but the greatest influence appears to be things like Assassinβs Creed or Uncharted or anything that is not Final Fantasy (or even Japanese)
31.01.2026 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hold R1 and R2 to accept the truth
31.01.2026 01:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm not necessarily trying to say that Uncharted is pablum or FFXVI is much like it, but itβs more that the story and characters seem to be aiming for mass appeal to the American Gamer in an unchallenging, and to me unengaging way. The summons are used in the most clichΓ© AAA oo-rah way here, too πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
31.01.2026 00:54 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Iβm about 1/4th of the way through the story of Final Fantasy 16 and I can not even believe how generic and un-FF it is. This is like the Roland Emmerichβs Godzilla of Final Fantasies standing next to the other zillas. Itβs like they told staff at Naughty Dog to write it. AAA gloss over pure pablum.
31.01.2026 00:50 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 7 π 0are Americans (especially reality stars) too individualistic to play as traitors??? in this essay I will
30.01.2026 03:14 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0happy ten year anniversary to the "worst year ever"
29.01.2026 23:05 β π 479 π 67 π¬ 8 π 6Soon, all the films in close proximity to it will also be THE THING. Within the year, all films in the registry will be THE THING.
29.01.2026 14:41 β π 903 π 278 π¬ 11 π 6The best part is that for some reason Kodansha has put the whole season up on Youtube (in Japanese or English) as one giant 10 hour video to be experienced as Ginko intended: letting it wash over you while semi conscious late at night in bed. In honor of @kyletsetso.bsky.social, watch Mushi Shi!
29.01.2026 00:43 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0I do not! 2 deep down the iceberg for me
28.01.2026 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0