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I'm glad that I'm uncircumcised

I got more skin in the game
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And my erections are fantastic

I really don't understand the purpose of circumcision at all

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If you dont mind me asking
Are you on Tumblr
By any chance?

<Fetish Installing...>
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a man in a blue shirt is saying live long and prosper . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying live long and prosper .

I see
May he rest in peace
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And may his soul
Live Long and Prosper

Us that leonard Nemoy?

Getting a cat: My Depression 📉📉📉 Crime Rate in my house 📈📈📈

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Them: If you wear glasses we expect a lot from you academically Me: I failed an eye test where the answers are infront of me. You're misplacing your expectations

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Cats are geniuses
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Humans didnt tame cats
Its vice versa
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True they're deranged
Mormon "ideology" is on a whole other level of delusional granger

Exactly and its dumb
Like they dont think about how their lives are total screw ups cause of they way they treat others and they dont see themselves as the problem

I don't know how they think they can just waste their lives away trying be the antagonists in other people's lives

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Truth be told they're just trying to rage-bait you with their narcissistic idiotic hypocritical bigotry

Whats funny is they claim to be devoted Christians and loving Jesus but they never followed a single word of his message
quite the contrary they are doing the opposite of Jesus's teachings

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God Bless Lebanon

My body hair map makes no fucking sense
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Cant wait for the Jersey devil to show up in Fallout like the Mothman did

Quit my job for mental health Keep my job so I can afford life

The struggle is real
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Caption: Ladies if you go to a man's house and the only games he has are Call of Duty and 2K DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM ! You deserve someone who playes open world RPGs

Yeah I prefer Minecraft, Zelda, BG3, and GTA

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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Exactly clone human DNA
Get plant stem cells
Mitochondria and Chrloroplasts can both power their cells

And on top of that plant clone can make their own O² out of CO² in the air through their leaves on their bodies

What are your thoughts on

Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League
game developers making a plant clone of her

Or as Harley Quinn calls her
"Fun Size Ivy"
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Or as King Shark calls her
"Vegetarian Option"
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There are so many more deadly plants that she could use that the writers of Batman comics fail to integrate her knowledge of plants

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Im pretty sure Poison Ivy wrote this book
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JOI: You look lonely. I can fix that.

Im 100% you can pull off Joi from BladeRunner 2049

I just finished bing watching
FOUNDATION
And got like 1 season left of
FOR ALL MANKIND

Until their next seasons premiere

Planning to watch
The Expanse & Alien: Earth

I'm so obsessed with outerspace sci-fi shows

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Cant wait for season 3 of Severeance
Sadly Ben Stiller wont be directing it

Well that fucking sucks

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Shame on them

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So far I've have 4 power outages in the span of 5 mins last night

AND THE LIGHTS AT WORK ARE ALREADY FLICKERING