@ironphallus.bsky.social
World's smartest talking male appendage. Superhero. Avid spelunker. https://globalcomix.com/c/iron-phallus?lang_id=en
My spirit animal.
04.12.2025 11:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CNN did an article about me.
www.cnn.com/science/supe...
Maybe Boebert ain't the only one giving handjobs on the side?
22.04.2025 05:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A label of "non-sexual nudity" was placed on my account. there is an appeal button, but is there some way to like this?
22.04.2025 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing can keep me down!
I mean, a certain type of stimulation can, but I'm back up in no time!
Where can I invest in this business?
11.04.2025 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0-Scratched my balls
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
-Scratched my balls
-Assisted in development of top secret robot llama AI
-Grew six times my normal size and went back down again
-Saved secret government lab from enemy takeover
-Developed dictation software for writing emails without hands
Jumping in on the #gulfofmexico meme orgy.
#maps #map #geography
Penis Christmas is here! Let's get the booties and titties dressed up in some lacy decorations!
#valentinesday #bemine #valentine
Standing firm and tall against this evil supervillain behavior!
14.02.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.02.2025 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All of these please.
#valentine #valentinesday #heart #heartcandy
My favorite day of the year is almost here!
#valentine #valentinesday #heart #heartcandy
The phallus is standing firm and tall with y'all.
#resist #holdtheline #altgov
That what she said!
14.02.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The phallus is standing firm and tall with y'all.
14.02.2025 07:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got my costume and I'm ready for some treats!
Happy Halloween!
#comic #art #Halloween #trickortreat
JC Penney has sperm rings on sale. Add this sterling silver elegance to your finger!
30.10.2024 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Halloween + Weiner = Hallowein
Happy Hallowein Y'all!
#Halloween #Witch #Broomstick #Art #Funny #Phallus #Penis
"I'm looking for a Halloween mask that looks like a dick and balls, but it's subtle so I can wear it out"
28.10.2024 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Andy Dickter costume will be a hot item this year.
28.10.2024 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you have a sexy Lore costume to go with it?
28.10.2024 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cumming out of the mouth is an interesting choice. I like it.
28.10.2024 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Halloween treat for you!
28.10.2024 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The bounce on the tiddies is superb craftsmanship.
28.10.2024 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Definitely a treat!
26.10.2024 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For anyone looking for a last minute Halloween shirt, this design was inspired by me 😁
#halloween #tshirt #art
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6636...
I do enjoy popping off!
26.10.2024 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, thank you for the "perfectly sculpted"complement.
26.10.2024 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
