Chris Hately GM

To my trans folks.

Thank you for being here.

You are valued as you are. You are right just as you are. You are perfect as you are.

And nothing, not even the goddamn orange douchebag in charge can change that.

He’s 4 years, you’re life long.

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iVe GoT gAy FrIeNdS!!!1

Twat. Minis are pristine as usual 🔥

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Oh, nice! Love those early 40k art pieces 😄

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Hm. Wonder what I’ve got coming up then 😄🧠🦑

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #tabletoprpg #tabletopgaming

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So, question. How many mind flayers is too many mind flayers?

This is about half of what I’ve got on the printing docket.

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DM: you all gather at the old Elfstone tavern.

Elon: I buy the tavern.

DM: you can't b...

Elon: I buy the tavern and rename it XV5z18q#.

DM: Elon...

Elon: I fire the bouncers. Freedom of drink.

DM: fuck sake.

Elon: I sue the customers who leave.

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posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good

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a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a large ball ALT: a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a large ball

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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

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That’s some cool shit 🤟🏻 Excellent work 😊

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Why hello there Blueskyers. Lovely to be here. I’m a professional barista, professional dungeon master, and professional pain in my wife and child’s arse. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

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