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Chris Hately GM

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Father, husband, professional dungeon master. • D&D in a Castle 2024 www.chrishatelydm.com

42 Followers  |  34 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.6175

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To my trans folks.

Thank you for being here.

You are valued as you are. You are right just as you are. You are perfect as you are.

And nothing, not even the goddamn orange douchebag in charge can change that.

He’s 4 years, you’re life long.

20.01.2025 20:52 — 👍 82    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 1

iVe GoT gAy FrIeNdS!!!1

Twat. Minis are pristine as usual 🔥

12.12.2024 09:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh, nice! Love those early 40k art pieces 😄

10.12.2024 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hm. Wonder what I’ve got coming up then 😄🧠🦑

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #tabletoprpg #tabletopgaming

10.12.2024 16:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, question. How many mind flayers is too many mind flayers?

This is about half of what I’ve got on the printing docket.

29.11.2024 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

DM: you all gather at the old Elfstone tavern.

Elon: I buy the tavern.

DM: you can't b...

Elon: I buy the tavern and rename it XV5z18q#.

DM: Elon...

Elon: I fire the bouncers. Freedom of drink.

DM: fuck sake.

Elon: I sue the customers who leave.

23.11.2024 05:38 — 👍 623    🔁 132    💬 10    📌 10

posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good

27.11.2024 15:43 — 👍 5597    🔁 301    💬 137    📌 19
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28.11.2024 08:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

16.11.2024 15:52 — 👍 9477    🔁 1037    💬 200    📌 42

That’s some cool shit 🤟🏻 Excellent work 😊

15.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why hello there Blueskyers. Lovely to be here. I’m a professional barista, professional dungeon master, and professional pain in my wife and child’s arse. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

15.11.2024 20:01 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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