Fucking Bitch from Minnesota

Can confirm.

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

That was fucking funny

This is it. Charges, arrests, trials. Maybe some semblance of justice for what happened.

"Splurging" on a $4.99 delicious roast chicken

Bondi's plan to throw them off with over the top histrionics is going perfectly-and you are exactly correct. These members aren't trained to handle it.

More of the crap arguments he used to make as a plaintiff attorney. Fucking hack

Mike Johnson: Target worker man, please issue this cold medicine to me pursuant to Article 2 of the Constitution. Promptly my good man. Many thanks.

Did they call him nutlick then

Thank you so much, this was amazing, as was his show. It will go down as one of my favorites!

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

They did and they were all wearing Whitney tribute outfits! Was beautiful

Oh I fucking love sweary Spock

Everyone in the country remembers who was in the White House when insurrectionists stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021 to keep Donald Trump in power.

Except this man. He is simply too stupid.

Johnny Weir and gorgeous skating is just what I need to take my mind off the local occupation

Applied by everyone's 7 year old niece

Best line ever

Nation's uncultured swine haven't heard of massively popular recording artist

Oh fuck that headline from all of us in Minnesota

He's a Mr. Turtle

It is a banger, fly that flag

When you’re losing hope.

Take a deep breath.

Close your eyes.

Think back to when this guy was your president.

When you could associate the presidency with class, decency and integrity.

Now open your eyes

And fight like hell to get someone like him back in office again.

🤷🏼

The crying from Republicans after they started the gerrymandering war is amazing. They’ve gotten so used to Democrats taking their outrageous attacks on the high road they can’t believe we are fighting back. Let’s be clear: we aren’t going high when they go low anymore. That ship sailed long ago.

I feel like Kyle was never really in the store, and hasn't left his mom's basement in years

I think it is just narcissistic greed.

He doesn't have a girlfriend

That should haunt you

Goals tho eh