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I decreed that we as a civilisation are fucked in the bar last night and then bought a round of shots. Had to be done

I agree! Plus her evidence was circumstantial. She had nothing direct to tie to Rachel. That plus upsetting everyone meant she failed massively

Bit late to the game but Harriet’s whole campaign against Rachel backfired massively. Things she could have done differently:
• not tell everyone about her background as an author and barrister; and
• used the questions Rachel asked the traitors at breakfast as evidence she was a traitor.

My friends joke that I answer alternate questions at the quiz. I don’t see it.

Quiz question: “what did Robbie William’s take a year doing a career break to study?”

Me: “Pete Townshend from the Who claimed to be researching paedophiles when he looked at images of child sexual abuse”

My boss literally said this to me today

Wow she HATES not being the one in the middle of everything. That nice old lady mask has GONE I bet she votes reform #TheTraitors

Me playing call of duty

This fucking moment #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

This fucking moment #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

This Fiona and Rachel arc is sensational #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

Fiona has finally killed her nemesis, Maz #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

“I tried 3 times”. But with tears of joy.

The poor guy sat opposite this girl talking his ear off about people who are “interested” in her. He deserves a gong.

One pro of eating more vegetarian food is that I don’t get food poisoning from my work canteen

My initial bet is Amanda, though the Editors could have made it look like she is the most likely secret traitor.

It’s just limited the power of the actual traitors. Completely upset the dynamic

My approach to working in the Gooch is to have my work phone on me and go to the pub (I haven’t worked in the Gooch since 2020)

Just as Facebook turns into AI slop, LinkedIn turns into Facebook

For all those being forced to play board games with your families this Christmas, I am sorry that your human rights are being violated. Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch have been informed.

Maybe consolation for Lex but not for me.

I would have said this is a win-win

I get up;
I style my hair;
I walk to the tube;
I go through the Canning Town wind tunnel;
My hair loses its style.

I’d be wishful to think most parents don’t split up during child birth.

How did you get your hair to do the Nicolas Cage bird hair?

Gay and into rubber but don’t want to be judged? Wear a spider man costume

I cracked my back while doing my core workout this morning and that was honestly the most satisfying feeling from the workout.

UK politics is Zia Yusuf getting anxious about Gen Z following Big John and not Tom Skinner. So much so that he puts out a statement about it trying to claim ‘bosh’ for the far right. Big John is like “nah man, I review Chinese takeaways and go to students nights. You guys are nuts though.”

The perfect combo would be:
• the life experience I have now,
• the income I have now,
• the stamina I had at 24, and
• the free time I had at uni.

I will never find this combo unless I set up a trust fund and study a masters as a mature student. And somehow reverse aging.

I know it’s Diwali and I respect that. Unfortunately, my bosses still want me to be at work at 08:30am.

Can the people setting off fireworks in Canning Town please stop? It is half past midnight on a school night!

It’s 19:50 on the Jubilee Line’s eastbound platform at Westminster and I just had a man with headphones on walk past singing Part of Me by Katy Perry.

How was everyone else’s commute?