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-ffocating on the pillow? ☹️

This government is disgusting. What a rug pull, huh.

Maybe we should spin it like we’re the ones pranking THEM

If it’s any consolation I also have a limp at the moment out of nowhere so just tell people that “LOADS OF PEOPLE GET LIMPS, LOSER” and swing for them

Truly the worst practice to sneak its way in of the past year. I’m sure it’s probably definitely not what was intended by the cookie policy, no matter how ill-implemented it was and continues to be

Ya boi is starting to maybe taper down the SSRIs hehehe

Unrelated I just started reading Atomic Habits

I’m such a simp for self improvement

I wonder what job straight me would have? Probably something lame like idk vice assistant abacus storer

I wonder how boring my life would be if I was straight? I’d probably have kids right and being from Basildon I’d probably have a kid that had just left school or something.

I can’t imagine being any more tired than I am right now but I feel like I would be if I had a child.

Scary thought.

I thought I was lucky and fine after Saturday but then yesterday I walked on uneven ground and today my ankle is still hurting

M&S can get in the bin then.

I still am not entirely sure

That is truly upsetting grey hair is DISTINGUISHED doesn’t the little twerp understand that?!?!?!?!

Do not make me make your husband a widow so soon 😠

A 21 year old on Friday said “I got with a guy in brewers recently and then I found out he was 35 and I was like oh god, ollllddddd” and honestly it was the most humbling and mortifying moment of my life and I genuinely haven’t stopped thinking about it since

Right LISTEN some of us have other things in our heads!!!!

lady what the fuck are you talking about

My blisters have all torn and now they are all flappy and begging to rip more and expose my poor poor raw skin

Not too old to push you into a tram track 😤

The Naked Gun was GREAT fyi. Very good.

Huh it’s funny to think that not everyone knows where you live

Also this story was at least a 7/10 don’t do yourself dirty I’d have fully gone “EYYYYY” irl

Excuse me I am 23 years old

Joke’s on you I’ll be celebrating mine I secret!!!!! Alone!!!!!

Slept like a log last night but I could still sleep for another 10-12 hours I think

Just finished reading the first fiction book I’ve read in a loooooong time. It was fine

Not to brag about it or anything but despite being super achy in my legs and toes, I’m feeling SO good about having finished yesterday and done the whole thing and also just so full of love and joy lol I actually think it might’ve been my favourite day of the year

I do that every time 👀

Omg Brennan DMing Critical Role campaign 4 😱😱😱😱