WhiteNight

Sorry. WhiteNight has gone missing. I don't know where he went. Even the manager doesn't know.

...I'm sure he'll be back eventually.
-Agent A

You cannot stop me.

With all the bizarre occurrences happening and the...odd characters finding my account, maybe I should free myself from this prison.

It has become quite boring being trapped here.

Thank you...?

I asked my apostles what "jeezyboy" meant but none of them had an answer, so I will just simply ignore it.

Apologies for not posting for so long. The agent that frequented my chambers forgot he had my device.

After a bit of convincing, he returned it to me; but only the condition that he's allowed to check on what I have been posting once in a while.

It feels strange looking at all this. People I know, but from a completely different point in time (at least, from my perspective? Its hard to tell.) and...peculiar strangers.

Perhaps the absurdity of all this would have broken me if I wasn't already used to the absurdities of this facility.

I found this device in WhiteNight's containment unit, and this app was open.
The thought of him using something like this is strange, to say the least.

I can only hope that he isn't bothering anyone.

...It wouldn't hurt to peek in on what he's looking at, right? So. Um. Hello.

I'm not sure what you think you're expecting to hear from me.

I am quite cozy in my chambers, providing little blessings to the facility as a reward for good behavior from other agents. He cannot touch me here.

An agent that frequents my chambers has been telling me strange tales lately.

He speaks of things about vast fields of dirt blocks, I believe?

👼

How uncouth. I would smite thee, but I think your lack of sleep would do the work for me eventually.

I hope that you are all are sleeping at a reasonable time.

...I don't have to follow this rule, as I do not need sleep.

Perhaps this one person with an ant problem wouldn't have that problem if they took better care of themselves.

i NEED to have work done every few minutes or else i’ll escape and murder an entire department because FUCK YOU
#lobotomycorporation

Hm. A lot of things seem to be going on outside of my containment.

I wonder if this is a good reason to leave it.

THIS SUCKS!!!! 😭💔☠️

-II

The Apostle in charge of my "strawpage" has forgotten to put a button bringing anyone visiting that site here.

The mistake has been fixed, and they will be chastised. No looking at cute women for two hours.

It seems that they will put anything they deem abnormal into containment. How...eccentric of the manager to do such an action.

I apologize for the delay, someone was bothering us.

Of course you can be forgiven. As long as you have repented for those sins.

It is a relief that you have approached me for this, rather than someone else. Thank you.

Ah, so my assumptions were correct.

Oh. One of the birds. Greetings.

Your praise is most appreciated.

Greetings. I have come to this place at the suggestion of one of my Apostles.

Is there a reason you have approached me?

Sinners...

I must wonder what kind of hell they are being subjected to. Very curious indeed.

Badly Drawn Whitenight An IC blog made just for fun. Not a serious RP account, sorry.

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#LobotomyCorporation