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Writing rongs. "Dave" at work. Gillingham lad, lives Madrid/Mallorca, works London. Posts mostly whimsy and delight in the small things. Interested in everything. Love is all you need. Love and money for rent. And music. The three things...

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Does a single one of them know about Get Stuffed?!

Or that Graham Norton sex quiz that came on between it and Adam and Joe?

07.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This photo is basically my life.

07.11.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Victoria Thomas Bowen sentenced for Nigel Farage milkshake attack The Reform UK party leader was drenched in liquid when he started his constituency campaign in June.

13 months susoended.

share.google/t9J2KZ0onyF9...

06.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After deep frying them first.

06.11.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have peppered him with them.

06.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)
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Nineteen eighty niiiine...

How I'm imagining NY right now.

Only took 36 years, @flavorflav.bsky.social ⏰ ✊🏼

06.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coming in to land at Barajas last night after circling the storm for 30mins was better - and cheaper - than any theme park ride.

06.11.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to The People's Republic Of New York.

05.11.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a line. πŸ”₯

05.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor Swift: "So I guess no more sad songs about break-ups!"

Lily Allen: "Hold my vokda-Red Bull, Hun..."

05.11.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well we've learned two things tonight. First, all those podcasters saying United were wrong to sell Carreras are talking arse. Second, Conor Bradley is one of the best full backs anywhere.

Sadly.

04.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could someone please get a message to Xabi Alonso about attacking the OTHER wing next half, pls?

04.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SAMIR ZITOUNI ❀️

04.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see it's finally safe to shout "Duck!" as a warning around firearms again.

This is a Dick Cheney reference.

04.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Waffle Bomb sounds

A) Delicious
B) Dangerously European

What's wrong with a good old British Crumpet Bomb, hmm?

04.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On an IT support call.

An American is "taking a dump".

He's told us this a number of times, now.

I keep having to re-check I'm on mute.

#Professionalism

04.11.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Either SOAS or Imperial, apparently!

03.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't tell you - I only never watch it when I'm at his! Was an old, bald team leader if that helps...

03.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating that the intense focus on the ethnicity of the train attacker is entirely lacking for the "heroes" who risked their lives to stop him, no?

03.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Considerably.

Was watching UC with my dad a couple of weeks ago and had to explain why I cheered when they answered one question with Toxteth o'Grady.

03.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduced the eleven year old to The Young Ones this weekend. Bambi episode, obviously.

Mind. Blown.

❀️

03.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a beard and mustache is standing next to another cartoon character with a guitar . ALT: a cartoon character with a beard and mustache is standing next to another cartoon character with a guitar .
03.11.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What would we sit on?

03.11.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ❀️ South Park.

#rectoplasm

02.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This new DAVE album is a *problem*.

02.11.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.11.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Having had my fair share of nicotine gum in my time I feel confident staring that that ain't it!

Maybe it's tobacco and there's a spittoon behind the throne?

01.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY HAVE FINISHED! I AM FREE ONCE MORE! LIFE CAN CONTINUE AND THE DOG CAN UNCROSS HER LEGS!

01.11.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Him and the poor sod who had to compile the credits.

01.11.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VERY Special Thanks - unlike the many other Special Thanks that have gone before - to Harrison Ford, Spielberg and Lucas.

Bit harsh on Mussolini who actually appeared in the game yet is the only person in history, living or dead, to have gone unacknowledged.

01.11.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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