Does a single one of them know about Get Stuffed?!
Or that Graham Norton sex quiz that came on between it and Adam and Joe?
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Writing rongs. "Dave" at work. Gillingham lad, lives Madrid/Mallorca, works London. Posts mostly whimsy and delight in the small things. Interested in everything. Love is all you need. Love and money for rent. And music. The three things...
Does a single one of them know about Get Stuffed?!
Or that Graham Norton sex quiz that came on between it and Adam and Joe?
This photo is basically my life.
07.11.2025 06:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 013 months susoended.
share.google/t9J2KZ0onyF9...
After deep frying them first.
06.11.2025 22:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should have peppered him with them.
06.11.2025 20:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Nineteen eighty niiiine...
How I'm imagining NY right now.
Only took 36 years, @flavorflav.bsky.social β° βπΌ
Coming in to land at Barajas last night after circling the storm for 30mins was better - and cheaper - than any theme park ride.
06.11.2025 06:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congratulations to The People's Republic Of New York.
05.11.2025 06:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a line. π₯
05.11.2025 06:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taylor Swift: "So I guess no more sad songs about break-ups!"
Lily Allen: "Hold my vokda-Red Bull, Hun..."
Well we've learned two things tonight. First, all those podcasters saying United were wrong to sell Carreras are talking arse. Second, Conor Bradley is one of the best full backs anywhere.
Sadly.
Could someone please get a message to Xabi Alonso about attacking the OTHER wing next half, pls?
04.11.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SAMIR ZITOUNI β€οΈ
04.11.2025 20:00 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I see it's finally safe to shout "Duck!" as a warning around firearms again.
This is a Dick Cheney reference.
A Waffle Bomb sounds
A) Delicious
B) Dangerously European
What's wrong with a good old British Crumpet Bomb, hmm?
On an IT support call.
An American is "taking a dump".
He's told us this a number of times, now.
I keep having to re-check I'm on mute.
#Professionalism
Either SOAS or Imperial, apparently!
03.11.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Couldn't tell you - I only never watch it when I'm at his! Was an old, bald team leader if that helps...
03.11.2025 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fascinating that the intense focus on the ethnicity of the train attacker is entirely lacking for the "heroes" who risked their lives to stop him, no?
03.11.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Considerably.
Was watching UC with my dad a couple of weeks ago and had to explain why I cheered when they answered one question with Toxteth o'Grady.
Introduced the eleven year old to The Young Ones this weekend. Bambi episode, obviously.
Mind. Blown.
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What would we sit on?
03.11.2025 13:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I β€οΈ South Park.
#rectoplasm
This new DAVE album is a *problem*.
02.11.2025 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having had my fair share of nicotine gum in my time I feel confident staring that that ain't it!
Maybe it's tobacco and there's a spittoon behind the throne?
THEY HAVE FINISHED! I AM FREE ONCE MORE! LIFE CAN CONTINUE AND THE DOG CAN UNCROSS HER LEGS!
01.11.2025 10:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Him and the poor sod who had to compile the credits.
01.11.2025 10:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0VERY Special Thanks - unlike the many other Special Thanks that have gone before - to Harrison Ford, Spielberg and Lucas.
Bit harsh on Mussolini who actually appeared in the game yet is the only person in history, living or dead, to have gone unacknowledged.