Jade

California license plate with text "TWRKVAN".

Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN

Verdict: DENIED

Twitch partner speedrun: diaper fur%

I love the 100 gf anime, it's so trashy but adorable

here's a reminder that discord has adopted a new arbitration policy, which means you have under 30 days to opt out of it

Most novels aren't even 1000 pages what the helly

I'm so done with /that/ other place btw lol

A chibi version of Jade, holding a phone that's half size as she squints at the phone confused trying to understand what she's reading

Wtf is going on with bluesky what's blacksky huuuuh?

How and why do the most ignorant people end up rich

Sitting in class and the speaker is debating students on why AI is better than them doing stuff normally

The environment aspect got brought up and he started talking in a whisper lmfao

illustration of Frankie and a robotic Gwen from Knights of Guinevere. Both of them are asleep, Frankie, a human with long brown hair and workers uniform, has her arms around Gwen.

#knightsofguinevere #artpost

My s23(main phone): well behaved, pink, pretty, charges quickly

The iphone(only for vtuber stuff): weird to use, crack in the screen that keeps growing, BUZZES FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING GOOD LORD STOP, never wants to stay on the fricking charger

You see, you do the porn ban AFTER you obtain a modicum of popularity not after dummies

Man is genuinely smoking a usb stick don't vape people

Butch knight and her princess is so cliche but I'll eat it up cause they're so cute

Anyways I ship Frankie and Gwen and there's subtle hinting they're going to be a thing in the series

enjoy my 3 minute edit

Customer:hey this item is supposed to be $5 it said so over there
Me:"whatever the price it rings up as I have to sell it at that price but let me check"
C:I'll show it

-one lone item a few rows away from the rest with the real price-

Me:"sir its-"

C:"But I got it here it should be that price"

High-key wanna make stickers to slap places to advertise stream

And like, give them out to people too

God please I need a new job I'm sick of this micromanaging

Kind awesome how I give artists I commission the choice to draw me with straight hair cause I have locs but they usually try anyway and it comes out good heeheehee

BLUESKY HAS BOOKMARKS NOW YAYYY

A 2023 drawing of Cirno from Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, using her Perfect Freeze spell card

Happy Cirno Day to those that celebrate
#touhou #東方project
#9月9日はチルノの日

A retro anime screenshot style illustration of a slender, tan-skinned elf girl with a half-shaven head of red hair, a black turtleneck crop top with a yellow-trimmed white jacket over the top, plus torn blue slim jeans with one leg cut away to show off her swirling red tattoos. She's standing up against a brick wall that's covered in graffiti, and there are subtitles that say: "You got the digits?"

She's so COOL I think I have a crush on her

Jade, a green-haired dark skinned anime character, posing on a beach scene in a bikini top and short shorts while sticking out her tongue in a flirty way.

SUMMER PIC! I wanted a bikini, so I drew a bikini I don't care that it's September now IT'S STILL HOT #chibiistyle

It looks like Twitter suppressed my new art I hate muskrat supreme

I forgot I made an after dark account for bluesky that's empty cause when I opened the app I got hit with tiddy

I rebuke apple products but this is the one and only time I have to succumb to big apple

I just bought an iPhone for tracking.....oooooouuuggghhhhhhhhhhh

We got new plushie drops!
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