Sy Shapiro 🏳️‍⚧️🪡

of course not, he blasted off his taste buds with all that diet coke

either letterboxd implements a downvoting system for reviews or i'm gonna start hunting these people down by IP address

one trillion dollars & exactly zero coasters

i'm sorry but the 4 empty cans & the countless stains from previous empty cans is taking me out. i'm never feeling bad about myself again

the way it's worded sounds like he threw the knife at the wall & it got stuck & now he acts like it's on purpose

Bud Cort from Arrested Development

fresno nightcrawler

they're fighting over who's a better spouse abuser

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

give him a break, he's not from here

Painting made with acrylic markers. There is a vertically sitting stylized anteater looking at the right. The tail is standing up behind the animal and it also has tongue outside of the mouth, curling in front of it. The expression is neutral. The background color is light purple and the anteater has different shades of black, brown, beige and red in it.

could you point me to the closest ant hill, thank you
#art ✧ #painting ✧ #anteater

if i do it "wrong" my ex of 10 years is gonna show up & scold me like a disobedient child

would simply love to be a normal person who can clean without feeling like i'm going to vomit from anxiety. i am the only one that lives here. who's gonna yell at me?

where am i supposed to whine about cleaning my studio if tumblr is down

is his childcare 4 all proposal just that the kids hang out with him at press conferences?

why do the items on the table look like they were invented by AI

for sale: babies shoes, never worn. thought they'd fit my dog, but they were too big. 2 pairs available.

his wife's pregnant & he thinks the first thing the baby is gonna need is shoes? babies don't even walk

putting my dead baby’s shoes on the neighborhood buy nothing group instead of selling them bc I’m committed to the idea of the gift economy even in my grief. no takers so far but several complaints that I’ve “ruined the vibe”

Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic

You: Tell me more 😏

Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s

Moebius, 2003

Moebius, 2003

it CAN buy an end to world hunger, but how can you expect him to worry about that when he’s got the blues 😔

that's wine

"breaking" is what those cameras will conveniently be doing

They pretend to want "provocative" art & to showcase underrepresented voices, but ultimately they're more interested in making sure the Nazis in the crowd don't get too offended. They do not respect artists & will fuck you over. Steer clear.

CLAW Corp has sent out its call for submissions for its Art After Dark / Kinky Art Show event in Columbus in April. I would advise against participating in this or any other CLAW show. They'll accept your art for display, refuse to display it, & then sell it under the table & still take their cut.

oh that's good. i just wasn't up to date on the progress of the project. i'm glad he's at peace with it & excited about new projects.

oh i'm sure he's aware. i know they're not doing it against his will. but i guess how he feels about it isn't really our business, since he had to consent to selling the rights. i shouldn't be nosy.

okay so is joel pissed or is he in support?

street rat