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Slamburglar Rob Chase

@realslamburglar.bsky.social

🦝(Alleged) Professional (Alleged) Wrestler πŸ‘‘ Also Prince Akkanatan πŸ“NJ

158 Followers  |  239 Following  |  177 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  1.6013

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My opponent really was 2 kids in a trench coat. No one believes me.

31.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Robinson trained Guido for UWFi in Japan. His initial training was with Mike Masters in New Jersey.

31.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why LITTLE GUIDO rules!

31.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

There's an alternate timeline where Chris Farley gets clean and stays clean, and Kevin James never becomes famous.

29.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified

22.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2331    πŸ” 1428    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 374
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@tatianawrestles.bsky.social using some tickling based offense against Prince Akkanatan! #ThursdayNightFights

Watch live over on @indywrestling.us YouTube or Twitch Page

17.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you

12.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3361    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 10
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Come to the 2nd (and maybe last) wrestling event I'm running - I promise you nothing but fun! TONIGHT!

27.09.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew it!

27.09.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the beginning, middle, and end of my mother's knowledge of hip hop. Thanks for making me smile.

24.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to my friends who made the PWI500 your talent and hard work have paid off...and/or your check cleared; either way, fantastic achievement for an indie wrestler β™₯️

23.09.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

22.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 19152    πŸ” 5551    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 55
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This Saturday! We party! These matches and more. Tickets available here www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

22.09.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually thought I wrote this for a second. Feel you

19.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

September has been a very exhausting year.

19.09.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level

but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call β€˜em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

19.09.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10913    πŸ” 4053    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 127

So the right-wingers that said, "If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack." Did yall really mean that? Because I may take you up on that soon. Thanks

18.09.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"People today couldn't handle this movie." - Someone who hasn't watched a movie made after 1988

14.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can the millennials finally let go of Harry Potter now that Rowling is literally fucking quoting Mein Kampf?

12.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 833    πŸ” 529    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 12
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Leaking more match graphics for 9/27 SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE! Wallington NJ

12.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A match graphic for a 4 way dance between Isana, Kalypto, Bessie Buchanan and Brianna Bandz for Saturday Fight Live! In Wallington NJ Sept 27

A match graphic for a 4 way dance between Isana, Kalypto, Bessie Buchanan and Brianna Bandz for Saturday Fight Live! In Wallington NJ Sept 27

A match graphic for a Musical Mayhem Match between Phil Fusion and Ricky Cleeter Jr. for Saturday Fight Live! In Wallington NJ Sept 27

A match graphic for a Musical Mayhem Match between Phil Fusion and Ricky Cleeter Jr. for Saturday Fight Live! In Wallington NJ Sept 27

Bluesky will get two match announcements today for 9/27 in Wallington NJ

11.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

06.09.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11966    πŸ” 9868    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 744
09.09.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE!

WALLINGTON NJ
SAT SEP 27

07.09.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi - I wrote a very sweet children's book to honor my husband, who was recently diagnosed with ALS (a terminal, rapid neuromuscular disease) and give my son something to cherish about he and his father.

Grab a copy?
Terracalaway.bigcartel.com

01.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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In the dying days of old Twitter, I posted a thread trying to determine who the oldest wrestlers to ever compete were.

Let's revisit that today.

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31.08.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Me n who?

30.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

30.08.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16238    πŸ” 4292    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 126

Post Raisin Random Picshure, or wake me up when Septdumber Ends.

29.08.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Strictly based on vibes. But the Gillette Labs guys probably not only says it, but uses a Hard R as well.

20.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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