Seanbaby

@seanbaby.bsky.social found even MORE Pac Mania, the follow up to Pac-Man's official joke book. It's tough to follow up a joke book based around a single character, which is probably why Pac-Man commits suicide in this one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

I took a cross-country trip with the Dogg Zzone boys this week. We Learned At Every Turn about Native American magic, sexy Native American magicians, and the bizarre Native American fantasies of homeschooled children. I should probably delete that entire sentence and start over.

Oof. I think the thumbnail for this one pretty much...pretty much says it all. We've got an O.J. Simpson children's book that was published juuuuust shortly before O.J. Simpson's popularity suddenly, explicably, plummeted. Of course, @seanbaby.bsky.social found it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/09/lear...

YouTube video by Cracked The Most In-Depth Groundskeeper Willie Video Ever Made | Simpsons Taught Me Everything

So @michaelswaim.bsky.social continues his long tradition of putting a shocking amount of effort into joke analysis only to get reamed by algorithms. Watch his incredible movie-length video essay on Groundskeeper Willie, and help him ream back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...

Final day of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Thanks to everyone for the computer help, this is the image I meant to post all along.
#BNPreorder #horrorbooks #fullleatherinafield

Just open the book, coward.

Local Jigsaw @seanbaby.bsky.social is making @brockway.bsky.social describe terrible games based on their terrible box art alone, and three of those boxes are rigged to explode! 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/team...

New @jamiekellyxxx.bsky.social jam dropped! Oh, I guess a new episode of our show is attached. Maybe that's some kind of mistake?

@seanbaby.bsky.social is covering a Don Diebel adjacent property, How To Talk To Women: A Guide For Tongue-Tied Men. Critics say it's the worst tragedy of 2001. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/fuck...

"All humans are equipped with a brain, and within the brain is the mind." That's how Master Your Mind by Black Belt Magazine hall-of-famer Dominick Giacobbe begins. It's also most of the middle and also the end. @seanbaby.bsky.social can tell you more. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/refl...

Ok, so this week's article is, it's like, you know Turbo Teen? The teen who turns into a car, right? Ok, so it's a video game strategy guide for a fictional game where you're a writer for Turbo Teen—something only 1900hotdog and @seanbaby.bsky.social could accomplish. 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/lear...

i wrote about a childhood favorite, the insanely Canadian Alligator Pie

1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

Oh no, @seanbaby.bsky.social has found another terrible joke book. This one is full of sad truths about the comedian's life and jokes about computers! Sorry, I'm checking again, and it's mostly the sad truths. Sean will bring the jokes! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 237, Dirtbag Jeopardy ROUND 2 with Merritt K The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your st

We're welcoming @merrittk.com back for a second round of Dirtbag Jeopardy. She'll go head to head against @brockway.bsky.social to see who has the most dirtbag knowledge as judged by host and Gamemaster @seanbaby.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/u5uJ5Mqyh37L...

Watch @seemoreevil.bsky.social face a series of karmic punishments this week as he explores The Book Of Lives. He begins as a noble rock and fails all the way down to humanity. IT'S FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/nerd...

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you 10,000 Things To Praise God For today. You're going to be surprised by how many of them are beans. We should all be really thankful for beans. 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

It’s like the video of Milli Vanilli getting caught where it’s only famous because they both made such funny decisions.

Do you have a favorite bombing of all time? There's a singing animatronic bear with a Twitter account who sure does, and @brockway.bsky.social wrote about him this week. It's FREE! No follow up questions please. 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 236, Dirtbag Jeopardy with Merritt K

We've got an exciting new Jeopardy frame to entice and, some might say, lure you to our YouTube channel. Watch @merrittk.com and @brockway.bsky.social face off in Dirtbag Jeopardy with host @seanbaby.bsky.social. If you die in Dirtbag Jeopardy, you die in real Jeopardy. youtu.be/BTSCyF2p-jU

Yeah, it’s incredible.

Man Comics! We've got authentic, fresh, Man Comics from @seanbaby.bsky.social ready to go. Explore the gunslinging world of Whoops Nebraska. Looks like the guns on the other foot now! 1900hotdog.com/2025/07/punc...

my new shirt for @1900hotdog.bsky.social is a real kick in the dick. 6 kicks in 6 dicks! Put it on for your next high class function

According to @seanbaby.bsky.social, we don't have a Prayer... If only that were true! Read all about it in this week's summoning! 🌭

1900hotdog.com/2025/07/lear...

It's that time of the month! PODCAST ROUND UP! June was brimming with cursed media & nitrate flavored goof'em'ups...
Kinder-ninjas, odd cocktails, furry flavored despair, demons... so many demons, and lest we forget, knee high boots full of BIGFEETS!

1900hotdog.com/2025/06/podc...

It is time for @seanbaby.bsky.social to teach you about the man who will teach you how to fight off an entire biker bar full of hostile coasters and renegade silly straws.
Five time blackbelt Jim "the perfect weapon" Tidwell:
Saloon Samurai🌭

1900hotdog.com/2025/06/punc...

This is the best line read I've ever seen.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 234, The Infernal Dictionary
Today we're going to help @seemoreevil.bsky.social become the world's next best selling author through cunning use of demonic favors! First we must choose the most helpful demon for our nefarious causes... Who could it possibly be?? We'll seeee

I don’t usually play support classes, but I rolled a Flatterer and you are terrific and I miss you.

New column from me on the bizarre performance art that is "morning routine" videos from manosphere influencers and the unique madness of the modern age. The article is free and ad-free, on 1-900-HOTDOG:

1900hotdog.com/2025/06/upse...