Patrick Connor

My 9-year-old just theorized that animals were created because whatever was before them was alone and bored. It checks out, my friends. It checks out.

What's crazy about me is I'm mean AND not-religious, so I really have zero incentive to not be mean to people who are mean to me first.

Hate to see people losing jobs to corporate greed, especially people in media. But being totally honest, I have a huge issue holding grudges, and some who lost boxing coverage jobs were personally shitty to me eons ago and I never forgot it.

Photo of pork ribs that have been covered in seasoning sitting in a Tupperware container

Dry-rubbed some baby back ribs for tomorrow 👍🤌🙏

Years ago I was detained two days in a row at the border, they refused to say why. Second day they detained my family, refused to allow any restroom visits, again no info. When I attempted to contact someone for answers, they again refused. That was the Obama administration, so cut the shit.

Photo of a sketch of politician Ted Cruz, who many people have said smells really bad and is a traitor, on college-ruled paper. Signed by artist and well-known man about town Patrick Connor.

Ted Cruz is in the news and you know what that means. That's right, it's time for me to post that sketch of that stupid ghoul fuck that I did like 10 years ago. He looks even dumber now.

Every time I think I've seen the most spineless, feckless move from a politician, a gaggle of dems trapeze in to surprise me with some cowardly shit in the wake of a completely avoidable and foreseeable crisis.

I'd like to take a moment to thank "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for gifting me "You see? ...a MAN???" because I use it a lot and everyone always loves it, and me.

Photo of boxer Keith Thurman playing a flute while sitting in grass near a pond.

When your firefox catches up with the YouTube ads and you can watch the hours-long videos with zero interruptions 🙏🤌

Screenshot from the University of Nevada Las Vegas website. The main body of the photo is pertaining to a locked box in the UNLV archives, reading, "Box 09, LLB. 3. SCA Main Stacks, Standard Shelf [Aisle: 10, Section: 6, Shelf: 51, MS--01174, Kathy Eastland Papers."

Good news, gang. My book from a few years ago has been archived at UNLV alongside a few other books about cat houses.

Bangers like:

• The Art of the Pimp
• The Brothel Bible
• The Official Guide to the Best Cat Houses in Nevada

BLESSED 🙏🙏

Photo of boxing trainer Teddy Atlas with wet hair and wearing a red t-shirt holding his fist up to a camera in a boxing pose.

Being part of the insider boxing fraternity means you have to pretty much just sit there and call every butcher, baker and candlestick maker "champ" regardless of what they say because they met Angelo Dundee one time 34 years ago, have fun though.

Great. My 8-year-old is watching The Princess and the Frog, which means right when the little lightning bug gets his place in the stars I have to pretend to have a bad sneezing fit or ridiculous allergies because I will be sobbing my fucking face off for a half-hour

Schumer about to calmly and quietly write a letter in disappearing ink

Can't wait to see how much nothing the dems do about this Venezuela business

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An old pal of mine had his tío pass away recently, and his family is trying to raise money to honor his memory ⬇️

Photo of a hand holding a used and worn book titled “The Boxing Register - International Boxing Hall of Fame Official Record Book” with a photo of a boxer on the front.

people: sir are you ready to me sworn in with your hand on a book that you consider sacred?

me: yes

YouTube video by RelapseRecords HIGH ON FIRE - Death Is This Communion [Full Album Stream]

I remember listening to High on Fire years ago and not really liking it, so either my headspace was wrong or some shit because I really slept on this band

Photo of a large black and white house cat lying in a pet bed that also has a softball bat propped in it. The cat appears to be resting its head on the bat.

This is Doug and he will beat your ass with that bat if you talk shit about my cooking or about boxing history

Cop: you have an outstanding warrant

Me: I guess. I mean, it's okay. Some might call it outstanding, though.

Photo of two cardboard containers of food. On the left, a container of chicken and sausage gumbo, and on the right, red-colored rice jambalaya, sitting on a wooden table.

Chicken and sausage gumbo and some jambalaya from a local and Black-owned food cart called Krisey’s Kitchen. If you’re in Vancouver, Washington, you need this.

Also, Rene is a great dude and a teacher who legitimately cares about his students. This is seriously deserved 🙏

It’s crazy how many people from that forum went on to actually do some shit in boxing

He was kicking ass in a cowboy hat, black nail polish and leopard print trunks and I was just some sloppy bearded dweeb, but we experienced it together 🤝🤝

Photo of a bearded man in a suit and wearing glasses holding a microphone to the mouth of another man who is shirtless and wearing a black, rimmed hat and who appears to be a fighter, as the two stand in front of the chainlink fence side of a mixed martial arts cage.

Gonna fuck around and do some cage announcing tomorrow night here in the PNW

Director David Lynch as Agent Gordon Cole in the TV show Twin Peaks appearing to yell or speak loudly with earphones in his ears and wearing a suit.

Sometimes I just go back to where the chickens are in the backyard and yell “Coop!…”

If that foo is signing an executive order on cannabis you know there's about to be some damning shit released that they want to distract from

Last one I got wasn’t good for some reason and threatened to shake my faith. I love em

Just convinced my 8-year-old that delicata squash was an onion ring and she ate it and liked it. If you think I feel
bad about it you’re crazy.

Photo of a light tan coffee mug with multi-colored mushrooms on it being held by a hand, with stacks of boxing magazines in the background.

Couldn’t log in for a bit and the app was being weird, but I’m back with a mug check.