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i am the one who ruins your code {;].

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are you sure your friend isn't just a camera in disguise? that's really good wow

18.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
43.43/50 on dialed.gg

43.43/50 on dialed.gg

aaa so close

18.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

looks great, just make sure the month dropdown is also ordered like this

14.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they invented wifi you can touch

01.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately, even if i had plans, being soup i couldn't enact them. could you come up with a proposal and get it to salivanto's friend that has the can?

27.01.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the bowl's spoons are connected to a laptop's USB port, but the can has no such connections

27.01.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doesn't need to be much, only enough for USB data

26.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yea, he keeps putting me in that can to try and keep me contained
it sucks because that can doesn't have electrified spoons in it
he better not put me in that can again or imma shock him >:(

25.01.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am a sentient bowl of double tomato soup that communicates with a laptop by powering two tungsten spoons. i exist as antimatter on every third tuesday, or as pure energy every fourth wednesday or the day after a lunar eclipse. please record this information in my user block using Esperanto only.

22.01.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i think they're actually just behind the pot and cooking lunch while talking

20.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nooooooo it never got to 100%

01.01.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cmonn i've been waiting all year for this thing to load

31.12.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mana get yo tail out of the fire it's gonna burn

30.12.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got a bit delayed, but completed day 6 and 7 of #AdventOfCode ("Trash Compactor" and "Laboratories") with #wasm WAT - reading vertical numbers was a bit tricky from WASM, but splitting lasers was fine
source+demo+writeup at same site as below

08.12.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also just finished writeups for each day, if that interests you

06.12.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

completed day 5 of #AdventOfCode ("Cafeteria") with #wasm WAT - this one's part 2 was another big rewrite but i did come up with an algorithm i really liked
source and demo for all parts at bracket.isageek.net/aocwat2025/

06.12.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

completed day 4 of #AdventOfCode ("Printing Department") with #wasm WAT - this one was actually really easy to translate to part 2, just needed a loop and to remove the rolls from memory
source/demo at same site as below

05.12.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

completed day 3 of #AdventOfCode ("Lobby") with #wasm WAT - this is the first one where i had to majorly rewrite for part 2
source and demo for all parts at bracket.isageek.net/aocwat2025/

04.12.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

completed day 2 of #AdventOfCode ("Gift Shop"), again with handwritten WASM - a bit of trouble from numbers with nested repetition like 222222 but not too bad
source is on the same site as the last post below

03.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
AoC WAT 2025

remembered this year's #AdventOfCode and challenged myself to do it in hand-written WASM (WAT)
so here you go - bracket.isageek.net/aocwat2025
first day is currently done; I know day 2 is out but I'll do that later

02.12.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the visual style kinda reminds me of FNAF World with the looping 3D boss/player animations
very cool

30.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
xkcd 3038:
[White Hat and Cueball are looking at a fridge.
White Hat: This fridge uses only 3 kWh per day!
Cueball: But will it fit in my kitchen? The ceiling there is only 50 gallons per square foot.
[Caption below the panel:]
Pet peeve: Uncanceled units

xkcd 3038: [White Hat and Cueball are looking at a fridge. White Hat: This fridge uses only 3 kWh per day! Cueball: But will it fit in my kitchen? The ceiling there is only 50 gallons per square foot. [Caption below the panel:] Pet peeve: Uncanceled units

relevant xkcd go

26.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:D

12.06.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i call it: nolenware
cc @itseieio.bsky.social

11.06.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

what have you done

10.04.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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