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It’s kind of intense the amount of times poor Olivia Pope has someone throw her cell phone away like omg

Legion of Doom

My PI presented at grand rounds about academic writing and this was her slide about the results you get when you cram/procrastinate. LOL (I adore her!)

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Spotify wrapped this year is a really clear indicator they no longer give a fuck about user experience—and just think you need them / won’t go through the hassle to find an alternative. I think this, along with recent news about their plan to increase prices in 2026 is the impetus I needed.

Sry to be a cynic but families don’t need 200k of breakfast burritos that they’ll have to drive to some coffee shop to grab every am or to have to find a restaurant every pm where they can eat whatever they’re offered regardless of allergies or if the kiddos actually need formula— they need CASH.

Accepting aid should not come at the expense of anyone’s autonomy to receive and use said aid however the fuck they want and need.

Lots of groups in the position to help assuming helping entitles /authorizes them to ensure how anyone in need is allowed to use their help. This country infantilizes anyone in need under the guise of “accountability” and the bias that anyone seeking aid needs to be monitored is by violent design.

And now it is

It’s not too late in the day to submit myself to the sea

Saw my fave tiny guy client this evening and he had the sniffles and clearly was sick and he went — I got a cold but don’t worry it’s not contagious it’s just going around my class. 😭

Grandaddy, unexpectedly, is the loudest show I’ve been to all year

Keegan just said “Grandaddy is a dog band, and The Weakerthans are a cat band”

just got raptured. completely nude. the angels are laughing at my appendages

the people yearn for shit that actually works for them

GREAT KNITTING SKILLS THOUGH LIKE SO MUCH TALENT — don’t waste it on that boookkkkk plsss

The board who decides most of what goes into this book are also predominantly physicians (maybe some psychiatrists)— but rarely psychologist and definitely not therapist or social workers or SLPs etc (the ppl who are often required to use it, by and large for insurance companies) lolz

Saw an undergrad psych student knitting a vest of the entire DSM and I’m begging people to stop glorifying that book. Have never had mentors/profs I respected not spend a lot of time focused on understanding the systemic place it holds while debunking the myth that it is some mh bible.

we stand for the flag in this house

Sure whatever but can someone get me the deets on this entire fit because she has great taste lolz

Kansas stays winning. Love you Kansas

CONRAD IS IN THERAPY THIS SZN OK GOOD (Still hate him..)

I want to be chill and cool but I feel like Butters from South Park the minute I have any internal dialogue with myself

Gonna throw up

Alright, I’m moving, I’ve had enough of Portland actually

I’m sobbing at Perfume Genius. living my purpose.

Huge moment for me a born and raised lifelong citizen of New York City!!! 🍎 ❤️‍🔥

Tonight we are all fair weather Mets fans

“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani

i don’t have the knowledge base required to say where zohran’s campaign ranks all time but, at least since i started following politics, i can’t think of a better one