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Favorite activities include: spending 30 minutes figuring out what movie is playing in the bar

01.01.2026 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Her strategy to get pets is to sit next to me and purr (successful 100% of the time)

30.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re wondering how married life is going, Bailey just spent an hour and a half teaching me all the cranial nerves

19.11.2025 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Shouldn’t have worn them if you didn’t want your ass slapped sweetheart”

28.05.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whenever Bailey wears 4” inseams around the house I start sounding like the douchiest man you know

28.05.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Getting a pork roll egg and cheese (light ketchup) on an egg everything bagel every day I’m in Jersey

15.04.2025 15:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The epic highs and lows of making the last streetcar only for it to end service 5 stops away from my apartment 😭😭😭

23.02.2025 06:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dad keeps leaving me on read somebody call my therapist stat

11.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bailey asked why there was a Tupperware with only 3 pieces of pasta left in it so I had to tell him about Night Time Pasta

28.01.2025 06:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0