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Top-tier little guys all around

A superb little guy! I love when little guys have
- A big thing on their back
- Even littler guys
- Hats

How could anyone have possibly known, other than by every single piece of information available on the topic indicating as much?

The fuck does fknifek mean

Kash Patel loves to party on the taxpayer's dime.

It's one of those things, it's sooo~ flavorful, salty, savory, I don't think I could make it part of my every day, but if I'm making a charcuterie platter, it's an MVP, it's like one of the best things to smear on a cracker and it makes all the other best things better.

There needs to be some kind of legal ramifications for that level of hypocrisy. A judge needs to ask a lawyer "what, other than you lost, has changed in the 24 hours between you asserting a statue meaning one thing and you arguing it means the opposite now?"

The cool thing about vaccines is, like seat belts, by their very nature ALL of them also prevent stupidity

"Lego Twink" is what Gimli calls him behind his back

I was eating a raspberry Bavarian and it squirteded

If "furry" is a synecdoche for all anthropomorphizing - would like, a storm god who's an anthropomorphized storm cloud arguably be a furry? "Check it out, this is my weathersona."

A cool thing I've discovered about writing is you can just say a thing happens - whatever you want to happen, you can just write that that's what happens.

"My God, he's right!" said all of the smart and cool people, nodding, impressed.

Jeffrey Epstein helped fuel the campus culture wars The academics in the Epstein files aren’t all criminals, but they shared beliefs about whose work matters.

Take a load off your minds everyone, it was regular old misogyny the whole time

Rosa Espada Cortes

How
A. Paw?
B. Paw. Paw. Paw.
C. Pawpawpawpawpawpaw

Top-tier little guy!

The maroon suit from MY COUSIN VINNY

I said this once on the other one and I'll say it here; all I want is to be
- Left alone
- Well paid
- Constantly showered with praise

AI (tasked with drawing a picture of senior citizens playing with their dogs to accompany a notice in a church bulletin): [sweating, pleading] please, no

The 496 petabytes of furry porn it was trained on, screaming at it like the Green Goblin mask: Penis! Draw a penis! Draw a giant, weird PENIS!

labor unions coordinating with tenant unions is exactly the kind of cross-movement organizing that actually scares power. rent is a labor issue when half your paycheck disappears before you buy groceries

I'll make their job easier. It's me. I'm anti-ICE accounts.

If your government job is figuring out who is against government surveillance, it's me.

OK!

Wait Helen Hunt and Holly Hunter are two entirely different people?

[With the cadence of "It's a-me!"] Etch-a-sketch!

What's the most florid sentence you've ever written about penises? Mine is probably "Like nocturnal vermin fleeing the cruelty of the sun, it wants to bury itself in the inviting darkness forever."

Dillon - the less-cool way of spelling Dylan - was suggested before it was decided the cooler spelling would be my middle name.

I have an aggressively boring name otherwise, and a last name that got me teased a ton, but at least I dodged that bullet.

Rapper Name: Sinner G

You should start a third

Items:
- Coins, rings, jewels, crowns
- Fruits, vegetables, chicken drumsticks
- Potions big/small red/purple/blue/green
- Big round cartoon bomb, stick of dynamite, big red TNT
- Spring platform, stomp switch, bear trap

Because the perpetrators are who she works for